When it comes to playing board games with children, the process is often more intricate than the straightforward instructions suggest. Here, I present a detailed guide in 35 steps to ensure a successful gaming experience:
- Consent to play a board game with the children.
- Intervene in disputes regarding which game to select.
- Reach a compromise for one round of each child’s preferred game.
- Resolve conflict over the order of play by offering dessert incentives if they cease arguing.
- Discover that the first game is missing key components.
- Opt to begin with the second game.
- Find that the second game also lacks some pieces, but fewer than the first.
- Assign the children to find a substitute piece, such as a penny.
- Close your eyes briefly, conserving energy for the upcoming gameplay.
- Upon their return, help each child select their game piece.
- Mediate a dispute over who claims the penny.
- Warn that you might use the penny yourself, should the arguments continue.
- Refresh their memory about the game rules.
- Take your turn.
- Gently remind the child that it’s now her turn.
- Recap the game rules once more.
- Execute your turn.
- Encourage the child to remove a card from her mouth.
- Take another turn.
- Remind the child of the rules again, noting that he initiated this game.
- Consider winning but realize it may lead to tears over a short game duration.
- Decide to let them win for the sake of enjoyment while feeling proud of your kindness.
- Notice that during your moment of self-congratulation, accusations of cheating arise, leading to a game piece being hurled across the room.
- Exclaim, “This is why we can’t have nice things!” as you search for the missing piece.
- Find a second penny to replace the lost game piece.
- Take a deep breath and politely urge the child to take their turn, so the game can conclude.
- Take your turn.
- Repeat the child’s name multiple times to regain her focus for her turn.
- She emerges victorious.
- Agree to continue playing for second and third places to prevent the other child from becoming upset.
- Intentionally allow the game to end in a way that favors the second child.
- Pretend to be disappointed about receiving third place.
- Start singing the “Clean Up Song” while you handle the cleanup duty alone.
- Assume that you can take a break from board games until the children remind you of the earlier compromise.
- Revisit Step 4.
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Summary
Playing board games with children can be a complex endeavor, necessitating negotiation, conflict resolution, and a significant amount of patience. This guide outlines a humorous yet practical approach to navigating the process, ensuring that everyone has a good time.