Dear Earth,
I see your pain—I truly do. It’s not that I’m indifferent to your suffering. But let’s be honest: it’s my kids who are the culprits. Those little ones whose laughter you yearn to hear as they play on your beaches and roam through your forests.
Parenting isn’t all about frolicking in nature and singing joyful songs. It means sleepless nights and early mornings. It means juggling travel soccer and math homework that leaves me scratching my head, not to mention the constant barrage of “What’s for dinner?” and “Can I have a snack?” Oh, and let’s not forget the panic of remembering that field trip or rehearsal that’s happening today, or the shock of a dance costume that costs how much?!
I’m feeling overwhelmed, Earth. In my quest for sanity, I’ve taken countless shortcuts, many of which have come at your expense. Here are the five I regret the most:
- Diaper Dilemmas: When I was pregnant with my first child, I swore I’d use cloth diapers—an environmentally friendly decision, I thought. It was mostly inspired by a blog post that terrified me about the chemicals in disposable diapers. But when my little one arrived and the messes began, I quickly reconsidered. A third eye? Maybe not so bad—bring on the disposables!
- Coffee Convenience: After my second child was born, living in NYC, I found the morning routine of dragging two toddlers to the deli unbearable. So, I resorted to ordering my breakfast from a deli on the corner, with everything neatly wrapped in layers of disposable packaging. Each day, I’d toss it all in the trash—every single day, Earth!
- K-Cup Catastrophe: When my husband discovered my coffee delivery habit, I decided to invest in a Keurig. I became a caffeine fiend, consuming up to eight K-cups a day. Now, I’ve settled down to four, but the plastic waste is staggering. If I piled up all the K-cups I’ve discarded since my daughter was born, they’d tower higher than the Empire State Building. That’s my own monument to waste!
- Tissues and Toilet Paper: During the toddler years, I discovered that handing my kids a box of tissues was a surefire way to make a phone call in peace. The tissues would be pulled out, and sometimes even flushed down the toilet! Toilet paper became an art supply, a medical bandage, and an escape tool for my kids. I might as well have launched a roll down the stairs to keep them entertained for hours—hypothetically, of course.
- Flu-Related Follies: The list of items I’ve tossed after being vomited on is too long to recount—pillows, sheets, even beloved stuffed animals have met their end. Sure, I’ve tried to salvage some things, but sometimes you just have to know when to let go and haul the trash to the curb.
I’ve committed many other environmental sins, like relying on paper plates for months after my third child’s birth or driving three blocks for school pick-up in the rain. All those plastic toys that come home from birthday parties? Straight into the trash.
But there’s a silver lining, Earth. Thanks to Earth Day and my kids’ newfound passion for conservation, they’re pushing me to adopt better habits. They’ve encouraged me to prepare trash-free lunches, organize recycling, and even scold me for leaving the water running while I brush my teeth. They are your hope for a better future.
So, as I approach this Earth Day, I pledge to do better. I promise to prioritize your needs over my own. Just give me a moment to enjoy another cup of coffee, and I’m ready to make a change.
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In summary, I admit I’ve made mistakes that have harmed our planet. Yet, through my children’s efforts, I find hope for a more sustainable future. Together, we can change our habits and make a positive impact on Earth.
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