Before you start rummaging through the backyard or checking behind the fridge in a frantic search for a baby you may or may not have, I’ve crafted a simple quiz to help you figure out if you’re indeed the proud parent of an infant.
1. Take a glance at your shirt. Which description fits best?
A) It’s spotless, stylish, and freshly pressed; I just threw it on this morning.
B) It’s a bit wrinkled and could use a wash, yet doesn’t smell too bad and is (mostly) stain-free. It may have a few small holes.
C) There are five or more stains prominently on the shoulders; no more than two of them came from my own meals. I’m unsure when I last wore it, but I know I’ve slept in it for at least two nights.
Answers:
A: You’re not a parent. You sound far too put-together and well-rested, and honestly, I’m a little envious.
B: You’re also not a parent; it seems you may just be a bit messy. Time to get it together!
C: Congratulations! You have a baby!
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