If you spent your childhood in Wisconsin, there are certain truths you can’t help but embrace. Though I was born in Canada and later lived in Illinois before heading to college, it was in Wisconsin where I absorbed the life lessons that shaped me.
Stop Complaining.
People from the Midwest are often recognized for their kindness, but they also display a remarkable stoicism when facing challenges, whether minor or major. For instance, when Wisconsin families are hit with a hefty snowstorm on Halloween, nobody is canceling the festivities. Sure, it might take longer for the kids to collect their candy, but trudging through snowdrifts with a bag of treats is part of the adventure. After all, what’s the point of having a Toro 18 inch Electric Power Curve Snow Thrower if not to clear a path while decked out as a superhero? Seriously, stop complaining.
It’s Not ‘Soda.’ It’s ‘Pop.’
Let’s be real—who calls it “soda”? Certainly not anyone from Wisconsin.
There’s a Season for Everything.
The seasons in Wisconsin progress like this: Packers, Brewers, Packers, and then the House Lights season. December stands out on its own, as we temporarily shift our focus from sports to illuminating our homes with festive displays, sometimes to the point of blinding our neighbors. Lawn decorations featuring fake deer happily “feeding” on nonexistent berries are also quite popular.
Our Work Ethic is Renowned.
When fresh graduates from the University of Wisconsin (my alma mater, go Badgers!) venture into bustling cities like New York, Boston, or San Francisco, they are often quickly recruited for internships and entry-level roles. Why? Employers appreciate their politeness and lack of entitlement. They’re happy to fetch coffee or manage documents and are willing to climb the career ladder through hard work. No one from Wisconsin boasts about achieving fame before 30—our focus is simply on diligence.
Embrace More Cheese.
A slice of extra sharp cheddar can resolve many issues. And during tough times, we may even opt for some rich Swiss cheese. Trust me on this.
If You Can’t Water Ski Up North, You’re Missing Out.
Let’s head to the lake—any of the 15,000 in Wisconsin—with family to camp, build a fire, and enjoy s’mores. If you can’t get up on water skis, it might be time for some serious practice.
Respect Your Elders.
In this part of the Midwest, you won’t find many young people talking back to their parents. With numerous mega-churches around, it’s clear that values about honoring parents are instilled here.
Cow-Tipping Exists.
While not everyone in Wisconsin resides on a farm, there’s likely one nearby. Yes, cow-tipping has indeed been an activity for bored teens after a Friday night game. However, this is not something you should attempt at home.
And Speaking of Friday Nights…
A true Friday night in Wisconsin isn’t complete without a fish fry. Whether you’re in Fond du Lac, Milwaukee, or Green Bay, your extended family is probably on the hunt for crispy fried fish and potato fries, ideally served in a lively church basement. If you’re in Sun Prairie, Buck & Honey’s is a must-try.
Brats Aren’t Spoiled Children.
Brats—pronounced “brahts”—are a type of sausage to be treated with the utmost respect (and accompanied by sauerkraut). Confusing a bratwurst with a hot dog could earn you a swift exit from town.
Beer is a Popular Pastime.
For those over 18, let’s just say we might overlook certain behaviors—when it comes to beer, that is. If you’re under 21, avoid bars where ID checks are common, and definitely don’t drink and drive. However, if you find yourself enjoying a beer at a friend’s gathering, we can understand. Beer is a beloved aspect of our culture—it brings joy, and let’s not forget the Milwaukee Brewers. Residents often favor local brews like Leinenkugel’s and Capital Brewery. If you’re in delightful Madison, you might currently be enjoying a cold drink while taking in the picturesque view of Lake Mendota. This is why many of us choose to stay in Wisconsin, while those who leave often find their way back.
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In summary, growing up in Wisconsin instills a unique blend of hard work, community values, and a love for traditions that shape your identity and lifestyle.