Camping with children is a unique adventure that brings its own set of challenges and amusing moments. Here’s what you can likely anticipate on your trip:
- To begin with, you can expect to average around 1.7 hours of sleep each night.
- Even with a comfortable foam mat beneath you, you’ll find yourself sprawled on the narrow, uncovered section of the tent floor, contending with rocks and twigs while your family snoozes peacefully on the mat.
- Meal times will feature an array of options including breakfast tacos, burgers, hot dogs, fajitas, sandwiches, queso, and fresh fruit; however, the kids will primarily indulge in tortilla chips and Nutella sandwiches alongside juice boxes for two consecutive days.
- Your children will spend an extraordinary amount of time outdoors, exploring their surroundings.
- When boredom strikes, you can encourage them to “explore!” “find some sticks!” or “dig in that dirt pile!” It’s essentially nature’s version of a scavenger hunt.
- You will make the journey to the restroom an estimated 84 times, which translates to every 5 minutes.
- It’s a guarantee that your children will manage to avoid going at the same time.
- You’ll find yourself teaching them the art of peeing in the lake.
- You’ll also instruct them on how to relieve themselves in the woods.
- Your daughter might refuse to use the public restroom for her number two.
- Yet, she will have no qualms about dropping her pants just 10 feet away from a neighboring camper, calling for assistance with her hygiene.
- This will prompt a conversation about the importance of privacy during certain activities, especially when nearby campers have a clear view.
- You’ll repeatedly remind them to “stay away from the fire.”
- You’ll warn them that “they’re too close to the fire.”
- And, you’ll have to intervene when they start waving around sticks they’ve set ablaze.
- Expect to find burn holes in your camping chairs.
- And possibly in your favorite t-shirt as well.
- You may allow the kids to stay up later than usual to enjoy the camping experience, complete with s’mores and a drink or two for yourself.
- In turn, they will repay you by waking up at the crack of dawn.
- The sun will rise earlier than it ever has before.
- You’ll be well aware of this since you’re already awake due to your uncomfortable sleeping arrangement and the tent’s lack of blackout curtains.
- They may begin whispering queries like, “Where is everyone?” and “Can we have cinnamon rolls?” or “I need to go potty.”
- You might initially attempt to shush them, but then you’ll resign to the chaos because, after all, you’re camping.
- You’ll find yourself wondering, “Where are everyone’s shoes?”
- You’ll hear cries of “I CAN’T HOLD IT I CAN’T HOLD IT!”
- In a group of four families, you might have 2 electric skillets, 1 Crock-Pot, 1 griddle, 13 spatulas, 8 rolls of toilet paper, 72 juice boxes, and no coffeemaker.
- As a temporary fix, you’ll resort to drinking a Diet Pepsi.
- Eventually, you’ll settle into a camping chair, sip your soda, and watch your kids engage in some classic dirt digging, allowing yourself to unwind.
- Until, of course, someone announces their urgent need to go to the restroom.
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Summary
Camping with children can lead to a mix of sleepless nights, amusing challenges, and unforgettable moments. From meal prep to bathroom trips, the experience is often chaotic yet rewarding, filled with laughter, exploration, and the occasional mishap.