Parenthood extends beyond the fundamental task of guiding our children to adulthood; it encompasses the responsibility of introducing them to the joys and intricacies of the world. This includes teaching them essential skills like tying their shoes, safely crossing streets, and, yes, even the delicate art of resisting the urge to engage in unsightly habits. Once these basics are mastered, a significant duty follows: nurturing a love for classic cult films. This is vital in shaping a well-rounded geek, and trust me, it will serve them better in social situations than reading The Cat in the Hat.
Here’s a curated list of films you should experience together:
Grease
It’s crucial that kids learn timeless tunes like “Grease Lightning,” “Beauty School Dropout,” and “Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee.” Whether at karaoke night or weddings, these songs are bound to surface. Honestly, I’d take any song from the Grease soundtrack over that infamous “Polka Chicken Dance” that nobody seems to pull off well.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Due to its mature themes, this film might be more suitable for the teenage years. I get it; waiting can be tough, but showing them this movie around the time they outgrow trick-or-treating can spark an exciting interest in Halloween. If your teen hasn’t seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show yet, make it a priority—especially before Fox potentially tarnishes its legacy with a new special. Showing them the original is essential, as Tim Curry’s portrayal of Sweet Transvestite is irreplaceable. Plus, it offers an interactive experience where you can throw popcorn and dance to the Time Warp—what’s not to love?
Little Shop of Horrors
Was there ever a more charming Rick Moranis than in this film? You might need to skip over the dentist scene to avoid any negative dental associations, but Little Shop of Horrors imparts a critical lesson: Never trust a carnivorous plant.
The NeverEnding Story
Want to inspire a love for reading? The NeverEnding Story is perfect for that. This 1984 classic beautifully illustrates the joy of being swept away by a good book. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to ride on Falkor?
The Lost Boys
This vampire film offers a refreshing take on the genre, steering clear of sparkly undead or trendy vegetarianism. While navigating the unfortunate fashion choices of the ’80s, The Lost Boys remains a cult classic that showcases the glorious cheese that is essential for any budding geek.
Big
Children often focus on what they can’t do and push boundaries, which can be a source of frustration for parents. Watching Tom Hanks as a child who becomes an adult can remind them that adulthood comes with responsibilities. This may encourage them to savor the carefree days of youth while they last.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Who embodies cool better than Ferris Bueller? Although his escapades might raise eyebrows, he teaches valuable lessons about seizing the day. His memorable quote, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it,” is one everyone should internalize.
The Karate Kid
The mantra of “wax on, wax off” might just convince your kids that car detailing equals martial arts mastery. Beyond that, the story of an underdog achieving greatness fosters self-belief, which is invaluable for their development.
Footloose
If you have a little performer at home, they’ll appreciate Ren’s assertion that “there is a time to dance.” It’s a great way to celebrate joy in life and might even lead to discussions about the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Gremlins
Did you have a Gremlin toy as a child? Nostalgia aside, Gremlins serves as a cautionary tale about pet ownership. If your kids are clamoring for a pet, this movie can illustrate the importance of following guidelines to avoid chaos.
Star Wars: A New Hope
Immersing your children in Star Wars is a rite of passage in geek culture. While you might be tempted to start with The Phantom Menace, resist! Introducing them to the original trilogy will set the stage for a lifetime of fandom. Imagine handing them a toy lightsaber while channeling Obi-Wan Kenobi: “This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight…” Epic training sessions in the backyard await!
In conclusion, sharing these films with your kids transcends mere entertainment; it lays the groundwork for a deep appreciation of cultural touchstones that shape our identities. Each movie offers unique lessons and experiences that can enhance your child’s understanding of the world around them.
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