As I approach my 32nd birthday, I find it surprising that I’ve never set foot in a spa. I’ve never indulged in a manicure or pedicure, and the idea of a massage feels alien to me. My eyebrows, unfortunately, resemble two caterpillars engaged in an awkward dance.
Why haven’t I treated myself to these experiences? A mix of reasons: I don’t feel like I need them, I genuinely don’t have the time, and, to be honest, the whole process terrifies me. Will it hurt? Is it supposed to hurt? How do I maintain it? Will the massage therapist judge me? What color should I choose for my toenails?
However, I’ve come to realize that it’s not just about necessity; it’s about dedicating some time for self-care. As a mother, I often neglect myself, and while indulging in nachos for dinner every night might feel like self-care, the tightness of my jeans tells another story.
So, I decided to buy a face mask. It promised to be “anti-stress,” and I was sold. I would have applied it even if it contained questionable ingredients; anything that could relieve my stress was worth a try.
Below are 55 thoughts I experienced throughout the process—because as a mom, documenting everything is essential.
- How much of this product should I apply?
- That wasn’t sufficient. Time to wash my hands and get more.
- Can this go on my eyebrows?
- Well, it’s on them now.
- And somehow, it’s in my hair.
- Why am I putting this on my neck? Is there something wrong with it?
- Did I miss a spot? Are my pores going to be enormous forever?
- Okay, I’m done. Now to wash my hands…
- I look like a seasick Smurf.
- Is it doing anything?
- I’m not sure if it’s effective. Is there supposed to be a reaction?
- Wait. I need to relax. This is my time.
- How long has it been?
- Are the kids awake?
- What if they wake up, and I don’t have time to wash this off? Will I be stuck like this?
- Kids are still asleep. Just breathe.
- I’m bored.
- Is anything happening?
- Should I be doing something else? Maybe I should shave my legs?
- No. Just sit back and unwind. Reflect on your life.
- Actually, let me check my phone.
- Nothing’s happening on social media.
- Maybe I should delete these apps and focus on the present.
- Oh, my skin is tingling. Is that normal?
- Now my face feels cold. Is the window open?
- My face is chilly. Is the mask working, or am I losing my mind?
- What is this mask doing? What’s seeping into my pores? What have I done?
- The coolness is actually nice.
- I wonder if my partner would appreciate this look.
- Either he’s joking or has an affinity for Smurfs. I’ll choose to believe the former.
- Is it dry yet?
- Lalalala…
- Oh! I bought a magazine. Time to flip through it.
- Who are these people? Why don’t I recognize anyone?
- That’s it. I’m subscribing to that magazine for my birthday. Knowledge is power, or something like that.
- Can I write off that subscription on my taxes?
- Can I write off this mask too?
- Oh, my skin is feeling tighter. Does that mean it’s drying?
- Is this what an eye lift feels like?
- Yep. Definitely tight. I hope there aren’t tiny aliens tightening my skin for research.
- If there are, they better compensate me for my participation.
- It’s dry everywhere except my neck. Should I let that dry too?
- Who cares about my neck? Let’s remove this.
- Why are the white washcloths the only clean ones I can find?
- If this stains, I’ll just accept it.
- Rinse, rinse, rinse. Did I remove it all?
- Missed a spot.
- Lightly pat my face dry…
- I can’t tell if there’s a difference. I couldn’t see my pores before, so how would I know?
- Oh… my skin feels incredibly soft. That’s pleasant.
- Stop touching your face. Isn’t that bad for the skin?
- Am I still stressed?
- No, I don’t think so. I allowed myself some time. That’s a win!
- Wait. Yes, I’m still stressed. But at least my skin feels nice.
- STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE.
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In conclusion, taking time for oneself, even in the smallest ways, is vital for overall well-being. Whether it’s trying out a face mask or exploring options for starting a family, self-care is a journey worth embarking on.