Dear Young Grocery Store Clerk,
I believe it’s time for a little lesson in customer service etiquette.
Recently, as I placed my Bota boxes of wine on the conveyor belt, I was digging through my bag for my ID when I noticed the screen display: “Cashier Has Bypassed Age Validation.” In simpler terms, you assumed I looked old enough to not require carding.
The store policy clearly states that ID is necessary for anyone under 30 purchasing alcohol. From your youthful perspective, I must appear to be in my thirties, which is quite a stretch. It seems you might benefit from a quick eye check.
Take a cue from your older colleagues. They kindly request proof of age, fully aware that I have earned my right to purchase that wine through both law and life experience. But you? You seemed more intent on rushing me through the line, dismissing my tired appearance and the chaos of my two children navigating the candy aisle.
Let’s not kid ourselves; I understand how I look in my gym clothes, hair askew, and juggling a purse-turned-diaper bag. Your pitying gaze only serves to highlight the contrast between your youthful energy and my reality. I once was where you are now, full of dreams and aspirations, not fully realizing how quickly life can alter one’s appearance.
You don’t have the authority to judge my age. I might not be carded for being 21, but I certainly believe that I can pass for under 30. It’s not unreasonable to request a little acknowledgment of my efforts to maintain a semblance of youth while managing a busy life.
While I may outwardly express annoyance at having to retrieve my ID, I secretly appreciate the thought that my efforts might be paying off. Perhaps my gray roots haven’t shown as much as I thought, or maybe I really can still pass for someone younger. After all, it’s all about perspective, isn’t it?
So, my dear young clerk, when I approach your register, please do me the favor of carding me! It’s a small gesture that brings joy to those of us navigating the realities of adulthood.
Sincerely,
Every Woman Aged 28–40
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In summary, the experience at the grocery store serves as a reminder of the importance of empathy and understanding in customer interactions. A small act, like asking for an ID, can go a long way in making someone feel seen and respected.