Much to the surprise of friends and family, I was overjoyed when my doctor announced the arrival of our third little girl in the delivery room. Having grown up with two sisters, I couldn’t wait for my three daughters to dive into the same wild, chaotic, and emotionally charged experience of sisterhood.
And let’s be honest, we already had all the girl-related paraphernalia, which was a huge logistical win for me. The boy name we had picked was Dylan, and I envisioned him coming home in a charming pink gingham dress that would be the talk of the hospital.
But enough about our imaginary son, Dylan. Here are some truths I’ve learned about raising little girls:
- They Can Be Just as Gross – Contrary to stereotypes, girls can be just as messy as boys. My nephews excel at the art of bodily functions—farts, boogers, and the like. But when my daughter, adorned with ribbons, casually lifts her leg at the dinner table and lets out a loud fart, it’s downright shocking. My oldest has even mastered farting on command, which led to an unfortunate incident involving a change of underwear. Sorry, but I don’t rush in when my three-year-old parades out of the bathroom shouting, “Check out my monster turd!” Mystique is key in our home.
- Daily Outfit Battles – Dressing three little girls each day feels like solving a riddle with a constantly changing answer. I’ve given up trying to offer input during their decision-making process. My role is simply to ensure they’re covered and don’t smell like urine. After all, they picked the dress with much enthusiasm, so why not wear it? But of course, they’ll change outfits multiple times before breakfast, and somehow we never manage to be on time for anything.
- Beware of Glitter – Glitter is the bane of my existence. It’s as infectious as a virus. What seems like a harmless addition to a headband can quickly turn your home into a sparkly disaster zone. You think you can wipe it away, but instead, you find yourself sporting a bedazzled mustache at the most inopportune moments. If anything comes into our home covered in glitter, it should be disposed of immediately.
- Hair Management – Hair is a significant battle. I often find it hard to mentally prepare myself for the post-bath detangling session, which usually results in tears. I once thought I had mastered the ponytail, but after attempting a French braid, I realized I might as well have been trying to fly. The experience left my daughter in tears and me with aching fingers—it’s just not worth it.
- Body Image Matters – The weight of a girl’s self-image can feel overwhelming as a mother. Recently, my daughter asked if she would be considered beautiful in a certain dress. I struggled to answer without sounding hypocritical. I told her that true friends love you for who you are, not what you wear, but that’s a tough lesson to instill.
- Emotional Warfare – Boys often resolve conflicts with a punch, while girls tend to take a more strategic approach. A past disagreement with my sister ended in dramatic fashion, teaching me that women can wield their emotions like weapons. Messing with a girl’s dessert is a far more brutal act than a simple fistfight.
- Fashion Overload – Preparing for a “dance show” one evening led to the girls dressing in the most extravagant, sequined outfits imaginable. What came down the stairs was something that would raise eyebrows. They had smothered themselves in makeup and were strutting around as if they owned the stage. It was both shocking and hilarious.
- Endless Fun – Ultimately, engaging in girly activities is a blast. From nails to dance recitals, the joy of play is unmatched. And sure, boys can partake in these activities too, but there’s something uniquely special about the way girls embrace it. I know the time will come when they won’t want to be seen with me, but until then, I’ll cherish these moments.
In conclusion, raising daughters is a wild ride filled with challenges and laughter. The lessons learned along the way are invaluable, and the memories created will last a lifetime.
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