Dear Enthusiastic Parent of Snow Days,

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I appreciate your passion for snow days, but I find myself perplexed by your reaction. You appear to be an ordinary individual, yet when a snow day is announced, you radiate joy. It’s crucial that I clarify how snow days operate, as your enthusiasm may stem from a misunderstanding.

When school is canceled, your children remain at home with you.

If your response to this information still resembles a gleeful “Hooray!” I can only conclude one of the following scenarios:

  1. You are employing sarcasm.
  2. You have a job outside the home.
  3. You employ a caregiver.
  4. You have access to superior medications.
  5. Your children have restrained you and are replying on your behalf.

There must be no other explanation. To facilitate mutual understanding, I feel compelled to explain why my reaction tends to be more of a frustrated “Ugh!” rather than a celebratory shout:

  1. I have no desire to serve as a short-order cook for the day.
  2. I need to focus on writing, and that’s impossible when children are crying over their broken Rainbow Loom bands.
  3. I prefer to use the restroom without an audience.
  4. I feel guilty if I allow my children to watch movies or play video games all day, yet the incessant chatter can be overwhelming.
  5. I have to share my snacks, which is absolutely unacceptable.

I hope this clarifies my perspective. If you find it difficult to empathize because you’re busy preparing hot cocoa for a cozy blanket fort, may I kindly ask if I could drop my children off at your house? Just for a day, of course. Unless, of course, school is canceled again tomorrow.

Best regards,
Lila

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While snow days may bring joy to some, they can present unique challenges for others. Finding a balance during these unexpected breaks is essential for maintaining sanity and productivity.

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