Tax season is upon us, and it brings to mind the fact that our beloved children are not just sources of joy but also potential tax credits. As the debate continues about whether motherhood constitutes a “job,” I find myself advocating for the recognition of parenting as a significant role that warrants certain deductions. Here’s a lighthearted look at what I think should be allowable write-offs in my imaginary world where parenting is treated like a job.
- Wine: Have you ever attempted to wrangle a spirited toddler into pajamas? I certainly have, and it’s a task best approached with a glass of wine awaiting me post-bedtime.
- Goldfish Crackers: While my children may not express a preference for these snacks, they often serve as my quick meal during the hectic evening hours when I transition from work to the “second job” of parenting. These little snacks might just be the key to my survival.
- Yoga Pants: Yes, I embody the classic stereotype of a mom in yoga pants! Comfy and practical, they keep me feeling decent and somewhat put together, even if I sometimes joke about needing more “lounge pants.”
- Cable Television: Moms who claim to manage without TV are either extraordinarily skilled or, let’s face it, fibbing. In my house, screen time is a necessary tool for maintaining sanity.
- Concealer: A true lifesaver, concealer allows me to mask the signs of sleepless nights and appear somewhat refreshed to the outside world.
- Coffee: With the sleep deprivation that often accompanies parenting, coffee becomes an essential fuel. I’ve attempted to function without it, but the results are less than ideal for both me and my children.
- Boxed Macaroni and Cheese: This beloved staple is a lifesaver on busy nights. Without it, my children might choose to forgo dinner entirely a few nights a week.
These essential items collectively represent a significant deduction that every mother could benefit from—if only the tax code recognized the unique challenges we face.
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In summary, the idea of treating motherhood as a legitimate job opens the door to recognizing the everyday necessities that help moms survive and thrive in their roles.