As a medical professional, I would like to address a rather sensitive topic: the implications of December birthdays. While it may seem trivial, the timing of a child’s birth can significantly affect their experience growing up. I must admit that only one of my children was planned; my family is quite fertile. Reflecting on my own experience, it’s somewhat surprising that I didn’t find myself unexpectedly expecting during my college years. It seems that even the thought of a baby can lead to a swift nine-month countdown.
To put it plainly, if I had been mindful of conception timelines, I certainly would not have chosen March as the month to conceive. Therefore, I propose a National Abstinence Month every March, and I invite you to join me in this initiative. Why March? Because a March conception leads to a December birth, and let’s be honest—December birthdays present unique challenges.
For those who may feel offended by this assertion, please understand that my intent is not to diminish your special day. However, the reality is that the holiday season overshadows many December birthdays. The combination of Christmas and New Year celebrations often results in children receiving fewer gifts than they deserve, as they are frequently relegated to “combined gifts” due to financial constraints. The result is that children born in December may feel overlooked as their birthdays blend into the holiday festivities.
Moreover, the logistics of hosting a birthday party in December can be daunting. Parents often find themselves braving the cold weather to transport children to celebrations, which can be exhausting and chaotic. Indoor venues are limited and can feel cramped, making it challenging to create an enjoyable atmosphere for young guests.
This March, let us all take a moment to reflect on these realities. By embracing a National Abstinence Month, we could help future generations avoid the complications associated with December birthdays.
For a deeper understanding of the journey to parenthood and the options available, feel free to explore resources such as this informative post or learn more about artificial insemination kits that provide valuable insights into the process. The CDC also offers excellent information regarding assisted reproductive technology and pregnancy.
In summary, the timing of conception has far-reaching implications, especially concerning December births. Let’s advocate for awareness and consideration of how we can provide better experiences for future generations.