As I prepare for my inaugural day at my new job, I’ve meticulously chosen my outfit, packed my lunch, selected my favorite mug for coffee, and even tidied up my car for the commute. I feel ready—yet, I must admit, I’m also feeling a bit apprehensive.
For the past three and a half years, my role as a stay-at-home parent has been my primary occupation. During this time, I’ve unearthed aspects of myself I never knew existed. I realized I have a talent for captivating bedtime stories and a knack for organization. I’ve rediscovered my love for cooking and reignited my passion for writing. I learned how to stretch a tank of gas and even started a blog. I became comfortable in my own skin, embracing the freedom of going makeup-free and discovering that I could manage without a shower for three days. Adapting has become my forte.
However, the time has come for me to step back into the dynamic—if somewhat intimidating—realm of outside employment. I’ve navigated this path before, and I know I can do it again. This time, though, I have a more nuanced understanding of both the advantages and challenges of being a working parent.
Pros:
- At work, I will be addressed by my actual name, no longer responding to “mom,” “mama,” or “ma.”
- My colleagues are accountable for their own lunches, shoelaces, and coats.
- For eight hours a day, five days a week, I won’t have to attend to anyone’s hygiene needs.
- The bathroom will be my sanctuary without interruptions.
- I can enjoy my music during my daily drives.
- There will be no cartoons to distract me.
- Engaging in adult conversations won’t be interrupted by the need to discipline a child.
- I can use my computer without sharing it for games.
Cons:
- Workplace etiquette prohibits any bodily functions that I’ve grown accustomed to at home.
- Yoga pants and pajamas are not standard office attire.
- Sneaking chocolate will likely not be accepted behavior.
- I’ll be required to wear a bra consistently throughout the day.
- Napping will not be an option.
- A sip of coffee cannot replace mouthwash.
- Stealing leftovers from colleagues will not be tolerated.
- Disagreements cannot be resolved with “because I said so.”
- Co-workers won’t face consequences like “time-outs.”
- I’ll have to leave my home regardless of weather conditions.
- I’ll miss my little ones dearly.
- Once again, I won’t be the one in charge.
To all my fellow working mothers: I eagerly anticipate joining the ranks of the tired, coffee-fueled warriors in the professional world. Your support means everything! To my stay-at-home moms: Keep holding the fort, and know that I appreciate the immense work you do each day. Wear those yoga pants with pride for me.
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In summary, embarking on my new job represents a significant chapter in my life, filled with both excitement and apprehension. I’m ready to face the challenges ahead while cherishing the memories of my time at home.