Although we may not chat every single day, you are always on my mind. Each shared laugh or silent moment reminds me of our bond, and I want to make sure you’re aware of a few important things.
- The moment I met you, everything changed for the better. You’re stuck with me for life, and I’m forever thankful to have you as my best friend.
- When I get tipsy and express my unwavering affection for you, it’s not just the drinks talking. I genuinely love you that much.
- I promise to always let you know if you’ve got spinach in your teeth or toilet paper trailing behind you. I might snap a pic first, but I’ll definitely let you know.
- Your secrets are safe with me—not just because you’ve got plenty of dirt on me, but because that’s what best friends do.
- Feel free to use my bathroom anytime; it’s always open for you.
- When my kids are in a tight spot, I know they’ll reach out to you because you’ll help them, love them unconditionally, and help keep me calm.
- Even though my partner’s snoring can be maddening, I’d jump out of bed in a heartbeat to respond to a message from you.
- I cherish our “No Judgment” policy—except when it’s about trying on jeans, because we need to look fabulous, right?
- You make me laugh like no one else. You’re the reason I sometimes lose control and laugh so hard I could pee myself.
- I will always save you the last french fry, no questions asked.
- I love you more than coffee and wine, although I hope I never have to prove it.
- I’ve got your back always, along with emergency supplies like tampons, breath mints, lip gloss, and even an escape plan if needed.
- I’d choose a vacation with you over a family getaway any day.
- Life throws challenges our way, and I’m relieved we have each other to navigate those tough times.
- Thank you for talking me out of that regrettable tattoo idea.
- Your battles are mine; your enemies are my enemies. Your boycotts? Count me in—just don’t boycott bacon, okay?
- Feel free to tell your partner that those Amazon boxes are actually mine if you need to.
- You’re always welcome to vent in my home, day or night. I’ve got a cozy couch and a bottle of wine (or vodka if necessary) just for you.
- You’re such family to me that I don’t even bother cleaning my house when you come over, or sometimes even myself.
- I’ve lost track of whose turn it is to pick up lunch, but honestly, I don’t mind.
- Just give me “The Signal,” and I’ll get you out of an awkward conversation with “That Person” at any gathering.
- No one else gets my unique brand of crazy like you do. Even better, you proudly wave your freak flag alongside me.
- You know things about me that even my partner doesn’t—like my secret dreams, my phone passcode, and yes, my actual weight.
- I’m excited to think about the mischief we’ll create when we share a retirement home together.
- Our friendship is built on love, laughter, and respect (as evidenced above). So, when the time comes, I trust you to delete my browser history.
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In summary, these truths encapsulate the essence of our friendship—an unbreakable bond that thrives on love, support, and plenty of laughter.