How Do You Measure Up on This 1930s Wife Assessment?

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When reflecting on the dynamics of your marriage or long-term partnership, many might ponder: Are we truly happy? Is our relationship thriving? Are we both fulfilling each other’s needs while also nurturing our own? But instead of engaging in these introspective and practical discussions, why not evaluate yourself and your partner against some outdated and absurd standards? Welcome to the 1939 Marital Rating Scale, devised by Dr. George W. Crane, which is perhaps the most ludicrous list to circulate online since some infamous marital guidance.

This scale awards points for various “merits” while deducting points for “demerits.” Each item carries a score of one point unless noted otherwise. Let’s dive into some of these comical criteria.

Demerits

Starting with the demerits: Yes, you read that right. The 1930s viewed wives as if they were misbehaving schoolchildren.

  • She doesn’t enjoy being around kids. Let’s face it—every mom has those moments when she’s not exactly thrilled to be in the presence of her children. While we adore our kiddos, claiming we like them at every moment is, let’s be honest, a bit delusional.
  • She doesn’t regularly sew on buttons or mend socks. Apparently, “darn” means “mend,” but most of us only use the term when we’re trying to avoid swearing in front of the kids. So, no points here!
  • She sports red nail polish. Absolutely! A sparkly red manicure during a much-needed spa day sounds just right as long as someone else is managing the kids.
  • She frequently runs late for appointments. Who doesn’t? Between juggling kids and a partner, time management can be a true challenge!
  • She wears dirty and tattered clothing around the house. With children, it’s almost impossible to keep clothes clean. Most days, we’re walking around with some mystery stain that’s likely not even our own!

Merits

Now, let’s check off some of the supposed merits, even though modern moms might not fare any better!

  • She’s a gracious hostess, even for surprise visitors. Unless it’s the delivery person bringing our latest online shopping haul, we’re probably not even answering the door!
  • She allows her husband to sleep in on weekends and holidays, never going to bed angry. Cue major eye-rolls!
  • She maintains a tidy and clean home. This is a laugh. Cleaning with kids is akin to brushing your teeth while devouring Oreos. Most of us would much rather binge-watch our favorite show with a snack in hand.
  • She serves meals on time. Hilarious! The only thing funnier would be if they suggested we do this while wearing a pristine apron. We’re definitely not winning in that category!
  • She dresses up for breakfast. If by “dresses,” we mean wearing yesterday’s yoga pants and sipping cold coffee, then we’re nailing it!

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In summary, while the 1930s wife test is a relic of a bygone era filled with ridiculous standards, it provides a humorous lens through which we can reflect on our own experiences as partners and parents today. Much has changed, and thankfully, we’ve moved past these outdated expectations.

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