By: Maria Lopez
Updated: Sep. 10, 2017
Originally Published: Sep. 14, 2016
Ah, the first year of college—an exhilarating yet nerve-wracking experience. One of the biggest concerns for incoming students is whether they’ll mesh well with their dorm mates. If your child is feeling anxious about their living arrangement or is navigating a less-than-ideal roommate situation, this viral email exchange might provide a much-needed dose of perspective.
Seventeen-year-old Emma Johnson got a glimpse into her future UCLA roommate’s personality last week when she received an email that laid out a laundry list of demands. Emma decided to share it on Twitter, and it quickly took the internet by storm—because wow. This girl is something else.
The email kicks off with a dramatic flair: “I’m not sure why neither of you have replied to my emails, but I don’t really care as long as you both understand that I will not settle for anything less than what I’m going to demand when I arrive at the dorm.” Talk about making an entrance! If she ever decides to write a guide, it could be titled How to Alienate Everyone Before You Even Meet Them.
She continues with the specifics of her expectations:
- “I’ll take the top bunk of the bunk bed that has a bottom and top. I DO NOT want the single bunk with a desk underneath the top bunk, so don’t even think about leaving me with that.”
- “I’m also claiming one of the white closets. There should be two; I don’t care which, just know I’m taking one.”
- “I want the desk by the window. Simple as that. I don’t care about the bottom bunk, but just know I’ll be expecting what I stated above. If this doesn’t happen, I’m prepared to escalate the situation.”
- “I’m sorry, but not really sorry for my attitude. Ignoring me is rude, and since that’s what you both chose to do, I felt it necessary to clarify the kind of person I am and what I will and won’t tolerate.”
Emma, along with her other roommate, attempted to reason with the demanding girl, but to no avail. It seems logic and reason have no place in her world. She even had the audacity to add, “I’m really chill, but as you can see from my previous email, I’m like a ticking time bomb when certain things don’t go my way.” What a comforting thought for a new roommate!
For Emma and her future roommates, this might turn out to be a valuable lesson in handling difficult personalities—one that will certainly prepare them for the various challenges life throws their way. So, to all the college freshmen worrying about petty issues, just remember: at least your roommate isn’t laying down the law like this.
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In summary, while college can be a whirlwind of excitement and new experiences, sometimes the journey begins with a roommate situation that makes you grateful for your own.
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