Hey Kid, Time to Find Your Own Space!

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by Jenna Thompson

Updated: Sep. 13, 2023

Originally Published: Sep. 13, 2023

My dearest child,

Let’s get straight to the point: you are driving me absolutely bonkers! I understand you’re only 4 years old, grappling with fears of the dark, lurking monsters, and the thought of being alone. Trust me, I get it. Just the other night, your dad and I were convinced that the weird noise from the washing machine was actually a menacing intruder. When he left our room to confront the supposed threat, I didn’t have a good feeling about his return. In that moment, I longed for the comfort of a childhood blanket like yours. The dark is scary, and unfamiliar sounds are unnerving.

However, here’s the truth: those nighttime noises will haunt you for life. None of us are as fearless as we pretend to be.

That said, we need to discuss a new sleeping arrangement. Honestly, your grandparents were incredible! They managed to raise four kids through countless nightmares, thunderous storms, and endless midnight cuddles with a patience I can only dream of. I try my best, but this level of nightly chaos is beyond my understanding. No one warned me about this!

Where you learned that starfish pose while sleeping is beyond me, but let me tell you, it’s not exactly optimal for fitting three bodies into a queen-sized bed. I could tolerate a sliver of mattress if it meant a decent night’s sleep. Alas, we’re not living in that dream world. No, the starfish seems to have developed some kind of radar that homes in on anything that resembles Mom. Dads? They seem to have some sort of immunity. How does that work?

Sometimes it’s the starfish in the bed, and other times, it’s just a shadowy figure silently watching over me until I wake up in sheer terror. And of course, I end up inviting you into my bed, because my startled scream makes you cry, claiming that I scared you. Regardless of how you choose to manifest your nightly visits, it’s utterly draining.

My sweet child, I love you dearly. You are my everything. But if I have to peel your sweaty, sticky feet off my face more than once a night, you might just wake up to a very grumpy “Gremlin Mommy” who’s had enough—trust me, not the cute version!

I know I’m not entirely innocent in this situation. Many parenting resources suggest that I’ve inadvertently encouraged this nightly behavior with my lack of willpower. Guilty as charged? Perhaps. But understand this: I love you so much that the thought of denying you comfort during your fears is simply unfathomable, even when it means sacrificing my own comfort. Still, I recognize that these days are fleeting.

So yes, I want that starfish out of my bed! Maybe we can meet halfway with a sleeping bag on the floor? Just throwing ideas out there. But remember, my little one, you should never fear being alone or the darkness. You can always count on your parents for comfort—until you grow up and have to deal with your own fears (like that rogue washing machine). Then, you’re on your own!

Love,
Gremlin Mommy

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Summary:

Navigating the challenges of co-sleeping with a young child can be exhausting for parents. While it’s essential to provide comfort and support to little ones grappling with fears, establishing boundaries is equally important for everyone’s well-being. Embracing creativity in finding solutions, like a sleeping bag on the floor, can ease the situation while maintaining a loving environment.