7 Straightforward Tips for My Children’s Educators

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Dear Educators,

Let me start by saying I appreciate you. After a long summer filled with endless “I’m bored” echoes while dodging 115-degree heat and the chaos of soggy swimsuits, I’ve come to realize just how undervalued you are. But let’s cut to the chase—I’m not here to sugarcoat things. Here are seven practical tips to help you navigate the delightful challenge that is my kids.

1. Food Preferences and Allergies

Rest assured, my children have no food allergies or dietary restrictions. You can offer them whatever you wish; sugar and artificial colors won’t affect them. They’ll still find ways to fidget and create diversions, whether it’s getting up to sharpen a pencil or needing a sip of water. Trust me, their hydration levels diminish dramatically when they’re sitting still.

2. Home-School Coordination

I start the school year with all the energy and organization of a well-oiled machine. Bedtime? Check. Nutritious breakfast? Check. Beautifully crafted photo board? You bet! But come January, my enthusiasm plummets. By then, I’ll be lucky to get a Pop-Tart in them before rushing out the door, and projects will be cobbled together from whatever I can find in the junk drawer. If you could schedule your more involved projects for the beginning of the year, I’d be eternally grateful.

3. Lunch Packing

In the first few months, I’m the mom packing healthy bento boxes filled with whole grains, protein, fruits, and the occasional encouraging note. But post-Christmas, expect PB&J on white bread and fruit snacks sans water bottle. “Yes, this is a nutritious lunch,” I might insist, while my child counters with, “But Mrs. Carter said fruit snacks aren’t actual fruit!” The struggle is real.

4. Homework Challenges

I put in my best effort—signing reading logs, encouraging their reading, and navigating the chaotic world of their backpacks. Yet, it seems all my efforts go unnoticed when a stack of papers greets me, hidden away since January. “Let’s dive into our home play,” I cheerfully suggest, only to be met with a chorus of excuses. It’s a battle, but I try to keep the peace and the motivation alive.

5. Personal Care and Appearance

In the early weeks, my kids will look polished and coordinated. But as the months drag on, they’ll resort to pulling clothes from the laundry pile and bathing will only happen after a thorough sniff test. By spring break, I’ll be praying their shoes hold together and hoping the holes in their pants don’t become too noticeable.

6. Special Days

When it comes to picture day or pajama day, I’m likely to forget entirely. Despite numerous reminders, I might be too overwhelmed to unpack the chaotic mess of papers in their backpacks. So, if you see my child in pajamas and duct-taped shoes, just know I likely overlooked the details.

7. Room Parent Duties

Let’s be honest—I’m not the ideal candidate for room parent. My crafting skills are questionable at best, and I’ve been known to celebrate when I hear that only store-bought snacks are permitted. If you’re looking for elaborate baking or creative projects, you may want to look elsewhere. I’m all about practicality over perfection.

In the end, we may not be the “model family,” but we are a family that values your efforts and hopes for a carefree environment for our kids. I’m the mom who believes that learning happens outside of worksheets, whether it’s through play or heartfelt discussions. My children will remember the moments that made them feel valued, and for that, I am grateful to you.

As we approach the end of the year, I will be sure to thank you for everything you’ve done. You’ve made a significant impact on my children’s lives, and that’s what truly matters.

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