Last night, the unexpected occurred. Our young daughter, Emily, walked in on us during a rather intimate moment. We were unsure how long she had been standing there, quietly in the shadows, until she finally piped up, “I can’t sleep.”
In that instant, we froze. After what felt like an eternity, she added, “And yes, I can see you.”
Well, that was awkward. We quickly disentangled ourselves and got decent as Emily climbed into bed with us. Within moments, she was fast asleep, while we remained wide awake, staring at the ceiling and cringing at the encounter.
This morning, we resolved to handle the situation maturely. We sat down on the couch opposite her, holding hands and smiling as she flipped through her favorite cartoons.
“Good morning, sweetheart. We’d like to talk about last night,” I began, my voice shaky. “You might have seen something that confused you, so we wanted to know if you have any questions.”
“Are there any more cereal bars?” she asked, her attention glued to the TV. But we were determined to make this a teaching moment.
“Sometimes, when mommies and daddies really love each other, they have special time together in bed,” I explained, trying to keep it simple.
“Sometimes in other places too,” my husband chimed in, but I quickly interjected to steer the conversation back on track. “It’s a way for adults to express their love, and it’s completely normal. It’s not something we do all the time,” I added, nervously.
“Right! It’s like a rare event, similar to a solar eclipse. You wouldn’t want to look directly at it unless you’re prepared,” he humorously added.
I pressed on, “You remember that book we gave you about where babies come from? Well, we weren’t making a baby last night…”
“Definitely NOT,” he assured Emily, who remained silent.
I awkwardly continued, “But sometimes we do what’s in the book just because we love each other. It feels nice and it’s totally natural.”
My husband jumped in with, “When mommies and daddies are really in love, sometimes they go off the book. I doubt that reverse cowgirl was in there, right?”
“Sometimes Daddy gets a little carried away with movies,” I added, trying to lighten the mood.
“And sometimes, Daddy forgets to clear his internet history,” he cleverly remarked.
“Sometimes, it’s like making love to a seal,” I jokingly commented, knowing I probably shouldn’t have gone there.
“I’d say more like a sea lion, but the point is I work hard for…”
“Let’s stay on topic,” I said, giving him my best ‘please stop’ look.
“The important thing is that we love each other immensely, and sex is a beautiful part of being an adult,” I concluded, hoping I had covered the essentials.
“Right. It’s a special part of being a married adult, but only when you’re married and, like, 30 years old,” he insisted, driving the point home.
We both took a breath, waiting for her response.
“Are there any more cereal bars?” she finally asked, completely unfazed.
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