Tag: toy assembly
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The 5 Phases of Christmas Eve Toy Assembly
1. Denial Get Pregnant Fast You find yourself trying to convince yourself that the stack of seven boxes from Amazon is merely stuffed with soft toys. Is it really already 11 p.m.? Surely this won’t take long; I see us tucked in by midnight. Perhaps most of these toys come pre-assembled. I can handle this—after…
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The Nightmare of Children’s Craft Kits
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be honest: I dread those boxed craft kits. First off, let’s talk about the enticing images plastered on the box. Just look at those kids beaming with joy! It’s almost hypnotic. I can’t help but think about all the glittery headbands and bracelets we could create together. Before I know it,…