Tag: Parenting Humor
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Breastfeeding Moms Can Relate to Jessica Hart’s Splash Mountain Snap
Get Pregnant Fast We all know that life as a breastfeeding mom brings its own set of challenges, especially when it comes to unexpected moments. Jessica Hart recently shared a comical Instagram photo from her day at Disneyland, and it perfectly encapsulates the wild ride of nursing motherhood. What she probably expected to be a…
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This Video of Moms Dismantling Their Kids’ Toys Is Incredibly Satisfying
Get Pregnant Fast There are certain toys that can make a parent’s skin crawl. Ever had the misfortune of owning a Baby Alive doll? Let me tell you, it operates on just one decibel level: LOUD. And good luck trying to silence that incessant three-minute monologue once it starts. And those toys that randomly blurt…
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24 Reasons Why Moms Sometimes Just Can’t Handle It
Get Pregnant Fast After a birthday bash, my little one was pleading for her new friend to stay over. I was utterly drained, and honestly, I was over her friend. I had to explain to my daughter that tonight wasn’t ideal, and we could plan something for later. This was my polite way of saying,…
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5 Ways My Child Doubles as My Personal Trainer
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be honest: I’m not winning any fitness awards here. I haven’t felt “bikini-ready” since my early 20s when I dabbled in Bikram yoga and swapped my beer for white wine. That said, I did manage to shed the baby weight faster after my second daughter was born, and I’ve maintained that…
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My Child’s Quirks: Embracing the Unusual
Get Pregnant Fast My six-year-old son, Max, has taken to speaking in a language he calls “Pasta.” Essentially, he repeats the word “pasta” with variations in pitch and volume. When he asks a question, he raises the tone at the end. If he’s feeling down, he drags it out in a low, somber tone. And…
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My Family’s Towel Folding Dilemma
Get Pregnant Fast I recently stumbled upon my partner, Mike, folding the towels in a way that drives me absolutely nuts. For him, the “right” way involves folding them in half lengthwise, then crosswise, before cramming them into the cabinet. My stepson, Jake, has embraced this method too. But my preferred technique? I fold the…
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Strangers, I Noticed You Eyeing My Kids with Disdain
Get Pregnant Fast As we walked into the restaurant, I noticed you immediately—my rambunctious 7 and 4-year-olds bumping into waitstaff and crowding the cramped aisle, while my fussy 8-month-old protested for his bottle despite just having eaten at home. Your eyes exchanged glances filled with that unmistakable signal of disapproval: “Oh great, kids.” I could…
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5 Types of People Who Absolutely Can’t Stand Parents
Get Pregnant Fast Once you step into the world of parenting, you quickly realize that certain individuals can make your life utterly chaotic. Let’s talk about five types of people who genuinely despise parents and the situations they create. 1. Toy Packaging Designers I’m not even sure if this is a legitimate job title or…
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9 Reasons Why Kids Can Be Truly Challenging (And Why We Should Appreciate Our Parents)
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it: parenting can be a wild ride, and if you’ve ever paused to reflect, you might find yourself realizing that the chaos your kids create is eerily reminiscent of the trouble you put your own parents through. This epiphany often strikes during those exhausting toddler years when you suddenly wonder,…