Tag: humor in parenting
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13 Reasons the Neighbors Call Me ‘That Angry Mom’
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating the chaos of family life can feel like a battlefield, especially when it comes to the fleeting moments of getting in and out of the house. My family seems to thrive inside or outside, but the transition between the two often leads to my legendary outbursts. And of course, that’s when…
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The Lactation Hotline Experience: A Midnight Misadventure
Get Pregnant Fast Just a few days after bringing my daughter Lily home from the hospital, I found myself barricaded in the bathroom at 1:30 AM, desperately trying to keep the noise down so I wouldn’t wake my husband. Tears streamed down my face as I battled excruciating pain, clutching a crumpled sheet of paper…
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An Open Letter to My Uninvited Post-Pregnancy Belly Flap
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Unwanted Abdominal Flap That Emerged After My Childbirth, Let’s get straight to the point—I really can’t stand you. Honestly, I’m at a loss for what to even call you. Is it a “flap,” a “shelf,” or something entirely more clinical? Regardless, I know one thing for sure: you are nothing but…
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9 Things Moms Aren’t Grateful For This Thanksgiving
Get Pregnant Fast Thanksgiving is a holiday that promises delightful food and cherished moments with family — at least, that’s the idea. While there are many wonderful aspects to be thankful for, moms often find themselves dreading certain realities as Turkey Day approaches. Here are nine things that moms could do without while preparing for…
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So You’re Expecting Twins: Essential Tips for Preparation
Get Pregnant Fast By: Jamie Updated: Aug. 21, 2015 Originally Published: Oct. 2, 2011 When it comes to preparing for parenthood, there’s an abundance of advice available—from books and websites to well-meaning strangers in the grocery store. But how many of these sources have actually experienced the chaos of welcoming twins into their lives? If…
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Patton Oswalt’s Breakfast Revelations: A Peek into the Parenting Struggle
Get Pregnant Fast Patton Oswalt recently shared a humorous tweet that strikes a chord with parents everywhere: the reality of dining on the remnants of our children’s meals. It’s a familiar plight for many of us. Back in my 20s, I followed the Atkins diet—living off a hearty mix of bacon, cheese, and perhaps a…
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6 Reasons I’m Grateful for My Kids (Seriously)
Get Pregnant Fast “Dinner’s served!” I call out, setting a steaming plate of homemade lasagna on the kitchen table. A minute goes by. Then another. I don’t hear any footsteps or chatter. I wait a little longer before raising my voice again. “Hey, everyone! Time for dinner!” A couple of minutes later, my kids wander…
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5 Hilarious Comments That Make Moms of Twins Crack Up
Get Pregnant Fast As a mother of twins, I’ve heard my fair share of well-intentioned but often amusing comments. From logistical questions to unsolicited advice, it seems like everyone has something to say. If you’re in the twin mom club, you’re probably all too familiar with phrases like “Wow, you’ve got your hands full!” or…
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10 Times My Kids Always Interrupt Me
Get Pregnant Fast My kids have an almost supernatural ability to detect when I’m engaged in something that doesn’t include them. This seems to stem from an innate fear of missing out (FOMO). It’s as if they think there’s an exclusive party happening, and they’re determined to crash it. Here are ten surefire scenarios where…