Tag: humor
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6 Ways Parenting a 3-Year-Old Mirrors Running for President
Get Pregnant Fast While I can’t claim to have firsthand experience running for the highest office in the land, I can confidently say that parenting a 3-year-old shares striking similarities with a presidential campaign. From the relentless scrutiny to the complete lack of privacy, here are six parallels that every parent can relate to: A…
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The Gap’s Footwear Fiasco & Other Life Lessons by 40
Get Pregnant Fast The years may stretch out, but the time flies by, especially when you’re stuck in a doctor’s waiting room with kids—it can feel like an eternity! Here are some valuable insights I’ve gathered by the time I hit 40. Letting kids help with chores is a brilliant move. They learn responsibility and…
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The Whoppers We Tell Our Kids: A Parent’s Confession
Get Pregnant Fast As parents, instilling honesty in our children is as fundamental as teaching them to walk, talk, and master the intricacies of the bathroom. Nobody appreciates a fibber, and we all know what happens when they do – their pants catch fire! However, navigating the world of hypocrisy is equally crucial. So, dear…
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10 Ways Motherhood Has Turned Me into a Rock Star
Get Pregnant Fast As a young girl in the vibrant 80s, I dreamed of becoming a punk rocker with pink hair and starry earrings, living a life filled with glamour. Fast forward to today, and while I might not be a rock legend in the spotlight, my life as a mom feels just as thrilling.…
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The Joys of Embracing Your 40s
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting By Jamie Spencer Updated: Aug. 2, 2016 Originally Published: May 13, 2015 Let’s be honest, I might not always tell the truth about my age. Sure, there’s a hint of vanity in it, but mostly I’ve been inspired by the time a little girl in my daughter’s dance class blurted out…
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25 Signs You’re a Stay-at-Home Mom
Get Pregnant Fast Being a stay-at-home mom (SAHM) is a unique journey filled with endless surprises and challenges. If you’ve found yourself nodding along to these signs, you’re not alone! Most of your meals consist of what your little one didn’t finish. When your partner asks, “What did you do today?” you struggle to recall…
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The Everyday Dilemmas We Wish Schools Addressed
Get Pregnant Fast In a world where education often overlooks the practical challenges of daily life, let’s explore some relatable scenarios that many families face. How Much Coffee Should Parents Consume Before Communication is Safe? If a represents the hours dedicated to household chores, If b accounts for the hours spent navigating through dreadful traffic,…
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7 Exciting Pursuits for Men to Embrace During Midlife Crises
Get Pregnant Fast When a man hits midlife, certain tell-tale signs often emerge: a flashy sports car, impulsive tattoos, or perhaps the sudden urge to master the art of skateboarding. Yes, you heard right! Skateboards are supposedly the new go-to accessory for men in their forties. You might spot them cruising to work in tailored…
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Parenting Wisdom Inspired by Confucius
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to the chaotic journey of parenthood, have you ever paused to think, “What wisdom might Confucius impart?” Probably not, but it’s an amusing thought. If the illustrious philosopher were among us today, he’d likely share some intriguing insights. Below, I’ve compiled 15 pearls of wisdom that reflect the quirks…
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The Hilarious Truth About How ‘Real’ Women Start Their Mornings
Get Pregnant Fast In a refreshing twist on advertising, Organic Valley has finally nailed the authentic morning routines of everyday women. Gone are the days of unrealistic portrayals of women leaping out of bed with perfect hair and flawless makeup, all while effortlessly balancing yoga mats and gourmet breakfast prep. Instead, we’re treated to a…