The years may stretch out, but the time flies by, especially when you’re stuck in a doctor’s waiting room with kids—it can feel like an eternity! Here are some valuable insights I’ve gathered by the time I hit 40.
- Letting kids help with chores is a brilliant move. They learn responsibility and you get a little extra time to yourself.
- A well-fitted bra is a game changer. Pro tip: it should be off your body no later than 9 p.m., but honestly, 5 p.m. is even better.
- When in doubt, skip the purchase. This is particularly true for shoes and lipstick; you don’t want to waste money on something that doesn’t fit.
- Taking your child to a Disney on Ice performance? Sometimes it’s more for them than for you, despite the steep price of that lukewarm souvenir mug filled with hot chocolate.
- Just a heads up, stale popcorn at Disney on Ice is also quite pricey.
- While giving yourself a pedicure is possible, it’s far more enjoyable to let a professional pamper your feet.
- Staying active is crucial, but indulging in kettle corn popcorn now and then is equally important—it’s all about achieving balance.
- According to my kids, the “good old days” are any time before the internet took over.
- Red paint? Be prepared for at least 3-4 coats for it to look right.
- Mirrors may seem pointless, but they’re great for making your kids believe you have eyes in the back of your head.
- Cookies are a timeless delight; unlike laundry, which ranks as the most tedious chore.
- The size of your home doesn’t define you; it’s the love that fills it that truly matters (cheesy, but true).
- Marriage isn’t always easy, but the memories you create—like sharing an anniversary cake—make it worthwhile.
- Realizing you’re old enough to be the mother of attractive lifeguards is a wake-up call.
- Having children is monumental, but guiding them to become adults you can respect is even more significant.
- Clothing labeled “low rise”? That’s a clear sign to avoid it.
- Mom jeans (or jeggings, in my case) do have their advantages.
- Embracing your true self is the best choice you can make.
- Drop-off birthday parties are a blessing in disguise.
- It’s better for your husband to tackle those awkward conversations with your pre-teen son about personal changes.
- Jotting down your thoughts immediately is wise—they can vanish quicker than you’d think.
- Wrinkles sneak up on you when you least expect them.
- Finding a skilled hairdresser is essential.
- Quality time spent truly listening to your loved ones is invaluable.
- And remember, 40 is just a number, right?
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In summary, life lessons come thick and fast as you approach the big 4-0. Embrace the chaos, learn from your experiences, and don’t forget to laugh along the way!
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