Tag: parenting

  • If Toddlers Had Social Media…

    Get Pregnant Fast Imagine a world where toddlers take to social media like ducks to water. After mastering texting, they’ve now graduated to creating their own profiles. They’d post the most hilarious updates, share their snack preferences, and engage in playful banter about nap time. Just picture it: a toddler’s Facebook feed buzzing with the…

  • Embracing My Independence: How It Transforms My Parenting

    Get Pregnant Fast When my first marriage ended, my children were still very young—my eldest was just two, and my youngest had recently turned one. The divorce was swift, but I was the one who initiated it, apprehensive about a prolonged battle. As a result, I agreed to an arrangement where my ex-husband held residential…

  • 11 Ways Kids Are Celebrating Their Own Everyday Earth Days

    Get Pregnant Fast Hello there! Did you know that children are born environmentalists? Here are 11 amusing ways kids are taking a stand against our excessive waste of natural resources. No Cars for Them: They don’t drive, and they’ll remind you how harmful cars are to the planet—sometimes with a little projectile vomit on your…

  • Returning Home From a Child-Free Getaway: The Struggle is Real

    Get Pregnant Fast I’m fully aware that one day I’ll look back fondly on the random trinkets scattered around my home, like a small drawer labeled “googly eyes.” The thought of not tripping over assorted sizes of cleats and shin guards in my basement will likely evoke a twinge of nostalgia in the future. I…

  • The No-Nonsense Mom

    Get Pregnant Fast Let me give you a glimpse into my life. I’m a mom of four, crammed into seven years of chaos. At this very moment, my youngest is 13, and I just caught him sneaking snacks like a squirrel hoarding nuts. Meanwhile, my eldest is about to turn 21, convinced that reaching that…

  • How I Discovered the Art of Motherhood Through ‘Roseanne,’ ‘Mermaids,’ and Comedian Leo St. Clair

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    Get Pregnant Fast A few years back, I embarked on an online journey to earn a paralegal degree from my local community college. This endeavor meant late-night study sessions after my then-4-year-old daughter had fallen asleep, diving into the world of Excel spreadsheets and Word formatting. It was every bit as exhausting as it sounds.…

  • Why Wrinkles Are Not So Bad: The Upsides of Adulthood

    Get Pregnant Fast Ah, adulthood—a time when we finally break free from the chaos of adolescence. Sure, we might see a few wrinkles or laugh lines, but let’s be real: those are badges of honor, not marks of shame. As we navigate through life, we often forget the tumultuous teen years filled with self-doubt and…

  • Why I Need to Truly Listen to My Teen

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    Get Pregnant Fast There’s no way I’m returning to that local café. After the barista awkwardly inquired about my “outie,” I lost my cool, exclaiming, “What’s wrong with you? Why would you ask me that?!” He sheepishly responded, “I thought we had the same car,” pointing to the Audi key in my hand. This encounter…

  • Why Moms Deserve a Raise

    Get Pregnant Fast Let’s get real: it’s high time moms received the recognition—and compensation—they truly deserve. I’ve run the numbers on what we parents should earn for our hard work, and trust me, it’s well over that ridiculous under-$100K figure that seems to circulate when discussing parental roles. Sure, some may argue that professional caregivers…

  • Washing My Son’s Hair for the Final Time

    Get Pregnant Fast In the realm of parenting, some moments catch you off guard, sneaking up like a thief in the night. Take ice cream, for instance—when you approach the bottom of the tub, you get a heads-up. You can savor each scoop, and if you’re running low, you can always replenish your stash. But…

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