Tag: humor
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8 College Scholarships I Wish Were Real
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent of a teenager about to graduate, I find myself in a whirlwind of emotions while navigating the financial aid maze for college. It can feel as daunting as the day I first held my newborn daughter, Emily. Just when I think I have a grip on things, I find…
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101 Phrases I Repeat Daily as a Parent of Four Kids Under 7
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting 101 Phrases I Repeat Daily as a Parent of Four Kids Under 7 by Jamie Johnson Updated: Aug. 21, 2023 Sweetheart, it’s too early. Back to bed, please. It’s only 4:25 a.m. Let’s snuggle and go back to sleep. Alright, come share our bed, but please move over a little. I…
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Video Displays Ingenious Ways to Swear Without Actually Cursing
Get Pregnant Fast A recent YouTube compilation offers clever alternatives to traditional curse words. We’ve all experienced those moments: someone cuts us off in traffic, we accidentally burn our hands while cooking, or a family member sends a particularly sharp text. It’s in these instances that our ability to maintain a clean vocabulary is tested,…
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Stop Treating Me Like an Adult (Even Though I Guess I Am One)
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: August 12, 2023 Originally Published: April 7, 2023 Girl: I love that color scheme! Me: Yeah, it’s super trendy. Girl: Wow. You’re the first not-young person I’ve met who actually uses the term trendy. I stood there, momentarily speechless as I digested her words. Did she just call me old? Her…
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Discover an Instagram Account That Reflects Your Parenting Journey
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve ever felt that parenting can sometimes feel like a chaotic whirlwind, you’re not alone. Thankfully, we have social media to capture and share those unbelievable moments that only parents can truly appreciate. Meet Sarah Lane, the creative mind behind the wildly popular Instagram account, Average Parent Problems. With a keen…
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7 Ways My Preschooler Reminds Me of a Celebrity
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: Dec. 16, 2020 Originally Published: Oct. 28, 2012 Public displays of odd behavior. Outrageous requests. Endless chatter. Am I talking about a preschooler or a celebrity? It’s a trick question because both share these traits. I’ve affectionately dubbed my own preschooler “Mini K” to add her to the ranks of the…
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Why I Suspect My Preschooler is Part of a Secret CIA Program
Get Pregnant Fast Dear fellow parents of preschoolers, I’ve been mulling this over for quite some time, and I feel compelled to share my concerns with you all. Brace yourselves: I genuinely believe my daughter’s preschool operates as a covert CIA initiative, and we, the parents, are blissfully unaware. I can’t be the only one…
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Hey Kids, Sometimes Your Mom Would Like a Little Privacy
Get Pregnant Fast I tiptoe out of the kitchen while the kids are engrossed in their toys, moving stealthily through the living room, past the bedrooms, and finally into what used to be my haven — the master bathroom. With its spacious soaking tub, his and her sinks, and a glass walk-in shower that sparkles…
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My First Experience with Girdle-Top Pantyhose
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be honest: I needed a term like “girdle.” It’s bold and straightforward, unlike those sugar-coated alternatives like “shapewear” or “body briefer.” I had a mere three hours to shed 20 pounds before a special dinner, and these pantyhose were my last resort. With a mix of hope and trepidation, I guessed…
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10 Reasons My Teen is Way Better Than Your Little Kid
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting can take on many forms, and if you’re like me, having a teenager brings a unique set of joys. My son, Alex, entered my life when I was 25, and while my friends share tales of toddlers and their latest playdates, I’m over here discussing prom tux rentals and the latest…