Tag: humor
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This Artist Is Creating Playful Penis Portraits You’ll Actually Appreciate
Get Pregnant Fast When was the last time you thought, “I’d love to get a well-lit, styled penis picture”? Probably never. Yet, a unique trend is sweeping the internet, transforming this once dreaded form of digital communication into something surprisingly entertaining. Who knew we’d enjoy seeing a penis dressed up as a historical figure or…
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Sleepovers: The Ultimate Parenting Nightmare
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it, sleepovers can be a total disaster. I’m fully prepared for the backlash after sharing this opinion—first, I’ll be labeled a terrible parent, and second, parents of my kids’ friends might just decide to ban their little ones from ever spending the night at my house again. (Mission accomplished! Cue…
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The Hilarious Truth About Parenting: Why Kids Leave You Broke
Get Pregnant Fast When you step into the world of parenthood, many things begin to vanish—your peace of mind, spare time, energy, and even those cherished trinkets on the lower shelves. But nothing seems to vanish faster than money. Seriously, it’s like an escape artist. The financial burden of raising kids is no laughing matter,…
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Notes I Should Probably Write to My Children’s Teachers
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: July 2, 2020 Originally Published: Jan. 19, 2016 Kids are delightfully unpredictable. Their vivid imaginations can lead to some truly entertaining conversations, filled with the wildest statements and the most curious inquiries. While these traits are charming in the safety of home, they can become a source of concern when our…
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Our New Favorite Swimmer and His Dad’s Unique Pre-Race Ritual
Get Pregnant Fast In the world of sports, there are countless stories that inspire us, but few are as heartwarming and humorous as that of Canadian swimmer Marco DiLorenzo and his father. Before each race, Marco engages in a playful gesture that makes viewers do a double take: he flips the bird. While some might…
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Sports Anchor Delays Responding to Wife in Labor’s Text: A Hilarious Moment
Get Pregnant Fast In a surprising turn of events, sports anchor Jake Turner found himself in a rather amusing predicament while on air. During a live broadcast for a sports network, he received a text from his wife that sent him into a state of confusion. “I’m getting an epidural,” she messaged. “I need you…
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Fake Solutions to Erase Your Body So Society Can Finally Be Silent
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating the absurd standards society places on women can feel like an uphill battle, especially when it comes to getting dressed in the morning. If only we could somehow meet these unrealistic expectations effortlessly! Introducing the Transparen-she, a fictional creation that promises to completely obscure our bodies, allowing us to escape the…
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These ‘Milestone’ Cards for New Moms Are a Must-Have
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to celebrating milestones, it’s time to shift the focus from just the little ones to the incredible achievements of new moms. Think about it: that blissful first three hours of uninterrupted sleep, savoring a hot meal without a toddler’s interruption, or finishing your coffee without needing to reheat it…