Tag: humor
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What I Say Vs. What My Toddler Understands
Get Pregnant Fast If men hail from Mars and women from Venus, then toddlers must originate from an entirely different galaxy. It often leaves me questioning whether my little ones and I are truly communicating. The reality is, we’re not on the same wavelength. Whenever I find a rare moment to myself, I tend to…
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Sterling K. Brown Delivers a Hilariously Spot-On Account of Childbirth
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to childbirth, the perspective of fathers is often overlooked, especially in the celebrity realm. Most dads tend to gloss over the details, leaving a shroud of mystery around the experience. However, Sterling K. Brown, renowned for his roles in “This Is Us” and “The People v. O.J. Simpson: American…
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50 Reasons I Feel Stuck in the Middle of Life
Get Pregnant Fast As I approach my late forties, I find myself firmly planted in the midst of middle age. Let’s be real: not many of us reach 90, so I’m likely on the downward slope. I don’t feel old, but I certainly can’t be mistaken for young anymore. This is where my fondness for…
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The Reality of Parenting While Under the Weather
Get Pregnant Fast Right now, I’m battling a chest infection that might as well be pneumonia, bronchitis, or even something as dire as the bubonic plague. As a self-employed mother of two, visiting the doctor is way down my long to-do list, so I’m self-medicating and simply waiting for it to pass. Last night, after…
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To Those Who Find My Kids Annoying: Trust Me, I’m Over It Too
Get Pregnant Fast I caught your glances as we entered the restaurant, my 7- and 4-year-olds weaving through the waitstaff and crowding the narrow walkway, while my 8-month-old wailed for a bottle despite just having eaten. Your eyes exchanged that familiar look—“Oh great, kids,” you thought, as you braced yourselves for the impending chaos. I…
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16 Ways Motherhood Mirrors Working at McDonald’s
Get Pregnant Fast My very first job, nearly 20 years ago, was at a fast-food restaurant. It’s practically a rite of passage for many American teens, and honestly, that experience shaped me in more ways than I can count. However, after two decades, a few degrees, and various career paths, I thought I had left…
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Six-Year-Old Requests a Loan, Receives a Hilarious Rejection from ‘Dad’s Bank’
Get Pregnant Fast It’s an undeniable truth that once you become a parent, your wallet seems to vanish faster than you can say “allowance.” Kids have an uncanny ability to deplete funds, whether it’s for essentials like food and clothing or their endless wants. And when they can’t generate income themselves—thanks to their age—they turn…
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Forget the Clichés: These Photos Reveal the Hilarious Truth of Pregnancy
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to pregnancy, there’s a lot more than meets the eye. Sure, it’s a miraculous experience, but let’s be real: it can also be downright funny. From your body transforming in unexpected ways to those awkward moments that leave you giggling, pregnancy is a journey filled with comedic gold. Photographer…