Tag: humor
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10 Things I Want to Say When My Kids Step on Their Toys
Get Pregnant Fast I can’t count how many times I’ve found myself wincing after stepping on a toy hidden around the house—whether it’s near the stairs, in the corner of a room, or nestled deep in the carpet. Kids have an uncanny ability to leave their toys in places where only the arch of my…
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25 More Questions Moms Often Find Themselves Asking
Get Pregnant Fast Once you step into the world of motherhood, you quickly realize the endless cycle of questioning that comes with it. From pondering your parenting methods to wondering if that syrup really counts as a food group, the inquiries never seem to stop. And let’s not even start on the moments when you…
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5 Ways You’re Bound to Mirror Your Parents
Get Pregnant Fast Recently, the Thompson family graced the red carpet for the premiere of a new blockbuster in Los Angeles, sparking a realization that certain familial traits are just inescapable. While some children seem to hit the genetic jackpot, others of us are left to navigate the quirks and habits passed down through generations.…
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Mom Attributes Teen’s Tardiness to ‘Teenage-ism’ and Parents Everywhere Nod in Agreement
Get Pregnant Fast It was just another hectic school morning for mom Jessica Hartman and her three children—ages 15, 11, and 5. Her eldest, Emma, was running late, causing a ripple effect of chaos for the whole family. Anyone who has been a teenager, or is raising one, knows this scenario all too well. The…
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Images of Disney Princesses as Parents: A Peek Beyond the Fairytale Ending
Get Pregnant Fast Have you ever wondered what happens after Cinderella slips off her glass slipper or Snow White finds her prince? Well, you’re in for a treat! Artist Leo Thompson has taken it upon himself to reimagine our beloved Disney princesses as mothers, and the results are nothing short of delightful. Created around Mother’s…
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The Top 10 Signs I’ll Teach My Little One
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to parenting, everyone seems to have an opinion. As a mother of three, I’ve certainly grown accustomed to the flood of unsolicited advice. While I typically nod along and express my gratitude, there are moments when the suggestions feel a bit much. Just yesterday, while picking up my 4-year-old…
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The Sneaky Best Friend Spying on Her Friend’s Date is the Ultimate BFF Goal
Get Pregnant Fast In the age of online dating, navigating first dates can be a bit unnerving. Safety concerns and questions of compatibility loom large, making it only natural for friends to want to look out for one another. One particularly hilarious example of this protective instinct occurred recently when a woman decided to don…
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What I Learned About My Mother’s Alzheimer’s from Erma Bombeck
Get Pregnant Fast My 84-year-old mother, who once took lessons decades ago, chuckles: “She should do what I did—find the best-looking teacher she can!” “Well, she’s only 13, so that’s not the best advice. What kind of grandmother are you?” I reply, laughing as she recounts her own story of taking lessons to quit smoking…