The Top 10 Signs I’ll Teach My Little One

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When it comes to parenting, everyone seems to have an opinion. As a mother of three, I’ve certainly grown accustomed to the flood of unsolicited advice. While I typically nod along and express my gratitude, there are moments when the suggestions feel a bit much. Just yesterday, while picking up my 4-year-old from preschool with my baby snug on my hip, a woman I barely know asked if I planned to teach my little one how to sign. Seriously? Is that a new trend?

I’ve heard of parents introducing sign language to their babies, but is that really the norm now? Personally, I believe I understand my baby’s needs pretty well without needing to learn a whole new language. With our busy schedule, he communicates his desires clearly without any signs. Plus, I have to consider that not everyone in our family knows sign language. Am I really expected to become a sign language teacher for our entire household so my 11-month-old can let me know he wants to be picked up? I recently showed my grandmother how to use Facebook, so I think I’ll pass on the sign language lessons.

Instead, I’ve decided to teach my baby practical gestures that he can use throughout his life—movements that everyone will recognize. With these gestures, he can express himself without the need for many words, and eventually, he’ll learn to communicate verbally. Here’s my list of the top ten signs I’ll be teaching him:

1. The Finger: Ah, the universal sign for “No thanks!” If he’s anything like me, this will come in handy.
2. The Bite Me: A cheeky little gesture that’s always fun. Works perfectly if you want to channel your inner rock star.
3. The Hang Ten: Known as the Shaka sign, this one is all about chill vibes. A good reminder to take it easy when life gets hectic.
4. The World’s Smallest Violin: This gesture mimics playing a tiny violin—a sarcastic response that will surely be a staple in our family.
5. The Thumbs Up: This is a classic! It’s recognized by everyone, from doctors to divers, as a sign of approval.
6. The A-Okay: Similar to the thumbs up, this gesture signifies everything’s just fine.
7. The Cuckoo Sign: A lighthearted way to indicate someone’s gone a little crazy. I’m sure he’ll find this useful when talking about me.
8. The Blah-Blah-Blah: Perfect for mimicking that long-winded conversation you just wish would end. Essential for family gatherings.
9. Loser: A classic gesture that’s both playful and a little sassy. You can’t go wrong with this one.
10. The Talk to the Hand: My 4-year-old has already nailed this one. I’m sure he’ll pass it on to his baby sibling.

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In summary, while I may not be diving into the world of sign language, I’ll stick to practical gestures that my little one can use effectively and that everyone around him will understand.