Tag: kids
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8 Realities Every Parent Discovers While Raising Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is an adventure filled with surprises, challenges, and, sometimes, a good dose of humor. Here are eight hard truths that every parent learns along the way. 1. Kids Hear What They Want To Hear Children come equipped with ears, but don’t let that fool you; they often tune out anything that…
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Did I Seriously Just Say That?
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is an adventure filled with oddities, not just from our kids but from ourselves too. That’s exactly why I was drawn to a series of amusing prints created by Jake Weller, a graphic designer and father of four energetic boys from Ohio. I can’t believe I’ve uttered these phrases! For example,…
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Internet Memes Created by Kids
Get Pregnant Fast As a seasoned humorist, I often dive into the depths of human behavior, crafting those delightful “a-ha!” moments that elicit smiles of recognition from my audience. But let’s be real here—I’m more about memes and the occasional retweet of a silly joke than profound existential musings. This brings me to a fun…
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Important Notice: You Might Not Be Cleaning Your Child’s Sippy Cup Properly
Get Pregnant Fast Recently, a father named Mark shared a startling discovery on social media. After diligently cleaning his child’s sippy cup every day, he decided to fully disassemble it due to his child’s ongoing stomach issues. To his horror, he found dark mold lurking in the hard-to-reach areas of the cup. Mark expressed his…
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For the Love of Everything, Just Comb Your Hair, Kid
Get Pregnant Fast It was a typical Sunday morning, and I found myself in yet another battle with my 9-year-old son, Alex, over the importance of combing his hair. This is the one day each week that I insist on this simple act. It’s not just about wanting him to look presentable; I can’t stand…
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5 Moments I Wish My Kids Would Give Me a Break
Get Pregnant Fast Like many parents, I adore my children fiercely, akin to a celebrity’s obsession with their latest trend. But let’s be real: there are times when I yearn for a little solitude, moments where I’d gladly shoo them away, even if just for a brief respite. Here are five scenarios where I find…
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21 Invoices I’m Sending to Other Families
Get Pregnant Fast Remember that family that sent a bill to the kid who skipped out on their birthday bash? Well, I must admit I’m somewhat relieved this topic has resurfaced. Entertaining other people’s kids can really take a toll on the wallet! Now that there’s a chance to recoup some of those costs, I’ve…
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20 Fun DIY Trunk or Treat Themes
Get Pregnant Fast If you’re gearing up for a trunk-or-treat event this Halloween, get ready for an exciting time! Simply open your car trunk, stock up on some candy, and pick a theme that your kids and their friends will adore. If you’re not sure where to start, you can find inspiration from your children’s…
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The Witty Parents of Twitter Share Their Spring Break Struggles
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, spring break—once a time for sun-soaked parties and carefree fun. Sadly, those days are long gone. Now, for many parents, it’s more about surviving the chaos while keeping our sanity intact. Thankfully, the hilariously relatable parents of Twitter are here to share in the collective misery. If you find yourself counting…
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Why My Kids Don’t Always Take Center Stage
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be real: my kids don’t always come first. There are moments when I’m knee-deep in preparing dinner, and I can’t just drop everything to help my son with a shoe he insisted on putting on himself. Or when I’m folding laundry and have to tell my daughter to hang tight for…