Being in a long-term relationship often means uncovering some quirky habits about your partner. Perhaps they enjoy peanut butter on pancakes, belt out show tunes in the shower, or, as in this case, they tend to voice some truly absurd thoughts while fast asleep.
Meet Imgur user “FunnySleepTalker” (real name: Jason), a dedicated sleep talker whose wife, Rebecca, has taken it upon herself to document his nighttime ramblings and send them as text messages. Recently, Jason shared a collection of these messages on his Imgur account, which quickly garnered attention, amassing nearly 400,000 views. It’s no surprise; his sleep-talk adventures are nothing short of hilarious.
Sometimes, he adopts accents. Other times, he’s overly enthusiastic about his so-called Belgian heritage. Like any sleep-talker, he often forgets what his spouse does for a living, leading to some comedic misunderstandings. At times, he gets a little paranoid, accusing Rebecca of plotting against him for no apparent reason. Occasionally, he announces it’s “smash time” — whatever that means. And frequently, his sleep talk sounds like he might have indulged in one too many sleeping pills.
Rebecca, who has known Jason for years, revealed to the local news outlet that he’s been a sleep talker as long as she can remember. However, she only began jotting down his amusing nocturnal comments in 2015. One of her favorite memories occurred when Jason was taking martial arts classes.
“One night, he insisted I was his sparring partner,” Rebecca recounted. “When I probed further, he simply said, ‘Like fighting,’ and then playfully tapped my nose, saying ‘Boop.’ I almost lost it from laughing so hard!”
This might seem a bit outlandish unless you live with a sleep talker yourself. My partner has a similar tendency, and I often wish I had thought to document his bizarre nighttime conversations. He’s asked me if I prepared the snacks for a nonexistent meeting and even once rolled over to affectionately call me “the most beautiful toaster.”
Although sleep talking can be disruptive, it’s just one of those quirky traits you learn to navigate in a relationship. Plus, it provides endless opportunities for playful teasing, which is what love is all about.
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In summary, sleep talking can lead to some unforgettable and side-splitting moments in a relationship. Whether it’s the whimsical musings of your partner or the oddities of nighttime conversations, these experiences can bring couples closer together while providing endless amusement.
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