8 Irritating Comments to Expect When Taking Your Baby to the Beach

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Taking a baby to the beach can be a delightful adventure, but it often comes with the unsolicited advice of strangers. If you’re tired of hearing the same old comments, here are some witty comebacks to keep in your back pocket:

1. “Wow, he looks SO hot!”
   Surprise, surprise! It’s summer, and my toddler has rosy cheeks. What a revelation! It’s called enjoying the great outdoors. Honestly, it was hotter when he was in my belly. Thanks for your concern, but let’s move on.
2. “Did you know babies can burn in the shade?”
   Oh, who are you again? A beach expert from 1974? Sure, let me explain my parenting choices to you, total stranger. Your leathery skin certainly indicates you know a thing or two about sun protection. But, no thanks—I’ll pass on the unsolicited advice.
3. “Is he wearing sunscreen?”
   What a helpful reminder! I was just about to slather him in baby oil instead, because, you know, a good base tan is essential. Thanks for keeping me on my toes!
4. “It looks like he needs some water.”
   Great observation! That’s why I have his sippy cup filled with ice water right next to him. Isn’t it cool how these things work? And just so you know, this Solo cup? It’s filled with a refreshing drink for me. Cheers!
5. “Did you know he’s in the sun?”
   Oh, really? I thought we were here to soak up the sun’s harmful rays! He’s lathered in sunscreen and wearing a rash guard. This is exactly why we came to the beach, so let’s not panic over vitamin D.
6. “Oh, I feel so bad for him. He looks so hot.”
   Actually, he’s munching on a sandwich and giggling with his brothers under our umbrella. But sure, go ahead and feel sorry for him. Want to hold him so I can sneak off for a swim? Thanks, bye!
7. “Do you know he’s not wearing a hat?”
   Ah yes, the elusive baby accessory that nobody can get a baby to wear! I’ve noticed his head is bare, and he’s still thriving just fine—just like every other day at the park or the grocery store. But yes, very alarming.
8. “He’s just SO YOUNG to be at the beach.”
   Thank you for your concern, wise stranger with skin like old leather. He’s flushed because it’s 82 degrees, not because he’s in danger. He’s layered in 200 SPF sunscreen, so there’s no need for alarm.

So, the next time someone feels the urge to share their thoughts with a mom at the beach, perhaps they should consider keeping their opinions to themselves or even offering to help out a bit. And if you’re interested in learning more about parenting topics, check out this insightful piece on home insemination at Cervical Insemination.

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In summary, while enjoying a day at the beach with your baby, it’s best to brush off the annoying comments and focus on the joyful moments instead. Happy beaching!