Hey there! You’ve reached my voicemail. At the beep, please don’t bother calling again. Instead, just send me a text. In today’s fast-paced world, there’s really no need for a phone call. Emails? They go straight to my phone. Facebook messages? Yep, those too! With a plethora of ways to connect, a phone call feels about as useful as sending a message via carrier pigeon. So, let’s just skip it, shall we? Here’s why texting is the way to go:
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It Can Be Awkward
I’m generally a nice person, but when you call and spring an unexpected favor or invite, it can put me in a difficult position. My instinct might be to say “nope,” but my polite nature keeps me from being blunt. Text me instead, so I can think of a good excuse in peace.
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Nap Time
After spending ages getting my little one to sleep, any abrupt call can ruin everything. If you wake them up, expect a cranky kid dropped off at your doorstep while I drive away giving you a less-than-friendly gesture.
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It’s ‘Me Time’
Those rare moments I get to myself are sacred. I’d rather not spend them on a long conversation unless you’re showing up with some wine!
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Multitasking is Key
I thrive on efficiency, and I can’t juggle tasks while talking on the phone. Holding my phone between my shoulder and ear gives me a headache. Texting lets me respond when it suits me—like stirring dinner with one hand while I reply with the other.
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Kids, Kids, Kids
If you have children, you know they have a sixth sense for when you’re on the phone. They’ll suddenly need your attention the instant you try to hold a conversation. Texting allows me to respond without the chaos.
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Time Commitment
Quick calls are fine, but oftentimes, they turn into long discussions where I barely get a word in. A text lets you know I’m available when I’m not swamped.
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So Tired
By the end of the day, when my kids are finally asleep, I’m usually drained. All you’ll get from me are half-hearted responses as I fight to stay awake.
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Busy Places
I could be at the grocery store, Target, or the DMV—places where getting a good connection can be a hassle. A text is a quieter, less disruptive way to communicate.
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Driving Around
Between school runs and appointments, I’m often on the road. I can’t handle the distraction of a phone call while I’m trying to keep my kids from arguing in the backseat. Texting keeps my focus where it should be.
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Hearing Issues
Bad connections and background noise mean I often find myself repeating “What?” more times than I’d like. Text messages, on the other hand, come through loud and clear.
While I might not pick up the phone, sending a text guarantees a response—maybe not right away, but I will get back to you when I can. So, let’s just skip the call, alright?
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In summary, texting is a more convenient and less intrusive way to communicate—so please, let’s just stick to that.
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