When you enter the world of pregnancy, it seems like everyone suddenly has an opinion about your body and choices. Strangers, acquaintances, and even colleagues feel the need to weigh in on everything from your belly size to your beverage choices. Honestly, it’s a bizarre experience. So, to all those who have shared their thoughts—thank you.
Thank you to the woman who boldly stated, “You’re really getting big.” Well, I’m eight months along—care to share your own growth journey?
Thank you to the co-worker who I barely know but thought it was appropriate to tell me I “popped” and share her own parenting timeline unsolicited. Your advice is always welcome, right?
Thank you to the individual who, when I casually mentioned baby names, couldn’t even muster a word in response. Because of you, I’ve decided to keep my naming choices a secret until the big reveal.
Thank you to the friend who, at a gathering, took one look at my ginger ale and remarked, “That sucks.” Yes, not indulging in cocktails for nine months is tough, but I’m managing just fine, thanks!
Thank you to the co-worker who attempted to touch my belly in front of everyone. Nothing says “boundary” like being manhandled during a meeting.
Thank you to the co-worker who announced to the group that “she doesn’t like being touched.” At least someone understands my personal space!
Thank you to my former boss who complimented me on my “adorable” pregnancy glow—it’s refreshing to hear kindness from men who get it.
Thank you to the boss who brought up my pregnancy in two separate meetings. I’m sure you forgot you mentioned it the first time, but I appreciate the reminder!
Thank you to the barista who, upon seeing my belly, asked if I was drinking decaf. Sorry, but I will still have my daily caffeine fix.
Thank you to the individual who hesitated to offer me a glass of wine only to pull it back and say, “Oh wait, you can’t drink.” Really, I wasn’t planning on it anyway.
Thank you to the maternity store clerk who reminded me, “You will definitely get bigger.” Thanks for the heads-up—like I needed that reminder!
Thank you to every man who has told me, “It will be here before you know it.” Oh, really? Because you’ve experienced pregnancy before… oh wait, you haven’t.
Thank you to the guy who advised my husband against seafood for me—so glad to receive dietary advice from a non-expert!
Thank you to HR for assuring me I’m not big enough for my third trimester and that I can’t possibly be uncomfortable. Your understanding of my body is truly impressive.
On a brighter note, thank you to my friends who share in my excitement, those who have gone above and beyond to support me, and those who have offered their homes for playdates when I’m too tired to entertain. Your kindness means the world.
Thank you to everyone who has promised drinks after the baby arrives and for those who treat pregnancy as a joyous occasion rather than a burden. Your support has made these months much more manageable.
Finally, thank you to those who have listened to my complaints. Pregnancy can bring out the worst in me, and I’m grateful for your patience and understanding. Trust me, I owe you a drink!
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In summary, while the unsolicited comments might be overwhelming at times, the genuine support and understanding from friends and family truly make the journey worthwhile.
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