Pregnancy is a time filled with excitement and anticipation, and there are countless resources available to help you track your little one’s growth. From casual advice from fellow moms to more clinical insights, the information can range widely in tone and approach. However, a common theme I’ve noticed in many of these guides is an unusual method of measuring your baby’s size: by comparing them to various foods.
For instance, during my recent weeks of pregnancy, my baby has been likened to a mango, an ear of corn, an average rutabaga, and even a hothouse cucumber. Seriously? Who comes up with these comparisons? I can’t help but wonder about the buffet these writers frequent. An “average rutabaga”? Not exactly the most enlightening descriptor. And a hothouse cucumber? Where on earth do I find one of those?
Let’s be honest: if you want to capture my attention regarding my child’s growth, comparing them to something delightful—like a dessert—would be far more effective.
Here’s how I’d reframe the comparisons:
Week 23
Traditional: “Your baby is more than 11 inches long and weighs more than a pound (about as much as a large mango).”
My Version: “This week, your little one is the size of a dreamy, calorie-free double fudge ice cream nestled between two warm chocolate chip cookies.”
Week 24
Traditional: “He’s almost a foot long (picture an ear of corn).”
My Version: “Good news! Your child has transformed into that delectable chocolate eclair you couldn’t resist from the bakery last weekend.”
Week 25
Traditional: “Her weight—a pound and a half—isn’t much more than an average rutabaga.”
My Version: “Your sweet baby now resembles a heavenly serving of tiramisu. Have you checked in with your doctor about that gestational diabetes test?”
Week 26
Traditional: “He now weighs about a pound and two-thirds and measures 14 inches (a hothouse cucumber).”
My Version: “Guess what? Your baby is now comparable to a delightful tower of churros. If that doesn’t get you excited, I don’t know what will.”
Week 27
Traditional: “This week, your baby weighs almost 2 pounds (like a head of cauliflower).”
My Version: “This week, your baby is the size of that enormous bowl of rice pudding you enjoyed the other night. Actually, let’s be real—that bowl was more like the size of a toddler.”
Doesn’t my approach feel more relatable? It certainly helps me feel more connected to my baby—and my ever-tightening maternity pants.
As I gear up for Week 28, when my child will weigh as much as a Chinese cabbage (or, let’s be real, an extra-large pound cake with chocolate frosting), I can’t help but feel excited about what’s to come. And if you’re interested in more on the topic, check out this post on intracervicalinsemination.org for additional insights.
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In summary, tracking your baby’s growth should be a fun and engaging experience. Let’s replace the mundane food comparisons with something more appetizing, creating a joyful connection to this incredible journey.
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