I like to think of myself as a law-abiding citizen, most of the time at least. Sure, I might have removed a tag that said “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” off a pillow (that’s fine if you own it, right?), but I’m certainly not one to engage in any serious illicit activities. You won’t catch me shoplifting, committing any felonies, or spray-painting anything with “MOM LIFE.” Nope, I’m just your everyday suburban mom trying to stay on the straight and narrow.
That said, I have a little confession: my foot sometimes gets a little heavy on the gas pedal. The speed limit says 35, but when I sneak a peek at my speedometer, it’s often edging toward 45—yikes! I totally understand that speed limits are there for safety, yet there are times, especially for moms, when we genuinely have good reasons to speed up a bit. Here are a few scenarios:
1. You’re Running Late
This is probably the most relatable reason for speeding. Life happens, right? You leave the house on time, but then an unexpected diaper explosion, a wayward pet, or a flat tire throws a wrench in your plans. Once you’re finally on the road, the only choice is to hit the gas—no one wants to walk into a meeting late or leave their child waiting at school, thinking they’ve been forgotten.
2. A Nauseous Passenger
Picture this: you’re cruising along, and suddenly, the dreaded words echo from the backseat—“I don’t feel good.” Panic sets in as you realize you’re ill-prepared for a potential mess, with nothing but a few stale snacks in reach. You weigh your options: keep driving home and hope for the best or risk pulling over with no proper supplies. It’s a tough call, but you’re definitely not going to crawl along at a leisurely pace when barf is on the line.
3. Nature Calls
We’ve all been there, whether it’s a little one who’s still mastering potty training or you, because you’ve been putting it off for far too long. The urge to find a clean, safe toilet can be urgent. Most people prefer to answer nature’s call in the comfort of familiar surroundings rather than a random gas station restroom. So, when that feeling hits, it’s time to hit the gas!
4. A Friendly Challenge
There’s something about driving a minivan that makes you more susceptible to competitive moments. You pull up next to someone in a sleek sports car, and their attitude screams superiority. You glance over, notice their smirk, and suddenly you’re determined to show them that your family vehicle can move! When that light turns green, you might just unleash your inner speed demon.
5. Your Jam Plays
You’re driving along, half-listening to the radio, when suddenly your favorite song comes on. Whether it’s an upbeat anthem or a nostalgic classic, the urge to crank up the volume and vibe along can lead to some unintentional speeding. I’m pretty sure that my last highway dash was fueled by 2Pac’s “California Love”—how can you help but accelerate when your jam is playing?
Now, I’m not advocating reckless driving. I’m just admitting that I occasionally find myself pushing the speed limit, just like most other drivers out there (let’s be honest, you’ve done it too). So, to all the law enforcement officers who might see me zooming past: I’m sorry for those minor infractions and promise to be more mindful—unless, of course, I’m racing to the bathroom. You get it, right?
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In summary, while we all strive to follow the rules of the road, there are justifiable moments when our need for speed takes over. Whether it’s an urgent appointment, a sick child, or simply the thrill of a good song, we all have our reasons for occasionally stepping on the gas a little too hard.
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