When I was just a teenager, my mom was already in her 40s, and to my youthful eyes, that age seemed ancient. My friends’ parents and even high school teachers were all in this mysterious phase of life that felt so far removed from my own. Yet, looking back now, I realize that your 40s are not just another decade; they are a unique chapter filled with self-discovery, unexpected milestones, and a few amusing quirks. Here are some signs that you might be navigating your fabulous 40s:
- You find yourself calling your parents more often, apologizing for your teenage antics—especially from those chaotic years between 1985 and 1990—because now you’re facing the joys of raising your own teenagers.
- Spotting a young mom with a toddler and a baby bump triggers a trifecta of thoughts: “Thank goodness that’s not me,” “How on earth did I manage that?”, and “Most of what she’s stressing over really isn’t a big deal.”
- Your last visit to the doctor involved discussions about calcium and perimenopause, making you realize that those “adulting” topics are very real.
- You finally commit to a skin care routine because, let’s be honest, it’s about time.
- Nostalgia hits hard; your college years feel like they were just yesterday and yet also a lifetime ago.
- Your dreams have shifted from designing adorable kids’ rooms to fantasizing about home renovations you’ll tackle once the kids are out of the house.
- A girls’ night out has become a higher priority than date night with your husband—sorry, not sorry!
- You’ve learned that the price tag on your handbag doesn’t define you at all.
- Mom guilt? It’s gradually fading, and you’re totally okay with serving cereal for dinner every now and then.
- You wish you could take your grandmother to lunch one more time, just for the joy of it.
- You can’t recall last night’s dinner, but you can easily belt out every word of Madonna’s “Borderline.”
- You’ve become a whiz at Wheel of Fortune, fondly remembering when contestants used to pick out prizes.
- The stars of your favorite ’70s TV shows now grace the screen in Lifetime and Hallmark movies, and you think, “Wow, they still got it!”
- When your teens ask about your own adolescence, you claim, “I was perfect. Never got in trouble!” while secretly thinking, “If only they knew!”
- You genuinely believe that 1997 feels like just a few years ago.
- You’re astonished that your mom let you binge-watch a movie about a glamorous hooker marrying a millionaire when you were just seventeen—especially since Julia Roberts was only twenty-two at the time!
- Your husband finds the women in Viagra and Cialis commercials incredibly attractive—and you can’t help but agree.
- You’re convinced there’s such a thing as a “second puberty.” Why are there changes happening now that didn’t happen back in 1987?
- Your new status symbol? Three cars that are all paid off.
- You experience the “Oh no, I’m pregnant!” nightmare regularly, waking up in a panic and then briefly entertaining the thought of, “What if?”
- You’re frustrated by the inability to slam the phone down on your teens, but also relieved that they can’t do that to you.
- You feel the urge to remind your teenagers that high school isn’t the pinnacle of life, and that all their drama will be forgotten in no time.
- Going to bed at 8:15 p.m. and rising at 4:30 a.m. seems perfectly reasonable, especially since enjoying two hours of peace in a quiet house is pure bliss.
- Your date nights usually start with a movie where you both comment on the outrageous price of tickets and popcorn, but somehow always end up making a grocery run for essentials—like toilet paper.
- You’ve mastered the art of saying “No,” and you’re proud to use it as a complete sentence.
- Whenever you come across “Pretty in Pink” or “Some Kind of Wonderful” on TV, you stop and watch until that iconic kiss or Duckie’s unforgettable lip-sync moment.
Fifty used to loom over me like a dark cloud, but now? Not so much. With the belief that 50 is the new 30, I can’t wait to see what adventures await in the next decade. Bring on the fabulous senior discounts!
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In summary, your 40s are a time of growth and humor, filled with reflections on the past and excitement for the future. Embrace this decade—it’s just another chapter in the beautiful story of your life.
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