As a parent to my spirited 1-year-old son named Oliver, I can attest that he’s a bundle of joy. However, the antics he pulls off often leave me scratching my head, wondering how anyone could think this is normal behavior. If an adult were to engage in some of these actions, they would undoubtedly be committed. Here’s a look at seven behaviors that would raise eyebrows if exhibited by someone over the age of 18:
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The Snack That Shouldn’t Be
Just the other day, while playing outside with my 9-year-old daughter, Oliver discovered a piece of dog waste and—believe it or not—tried to take a bite! The horror on my face was eclipsed only by his utter nonchalance. After a fierce battle to retrieve the offending item from his mouth, I found myself soothing him with, “It’s okay, buddy. All better now.” I mean, really? If I were to eat something like that, I’d expect a one-way ticket to the nearest hospital. -
Nighttime Shenanigans
My little one has mastered the art of sleep deprivation. He refuses to nap and wakes up multiple times a night, wailing for no apparent reason. The next day, he runs around like a tornado, crying over the smallest things and using a language that only he seems to comprehend. If I were to behave like that in a meeting, I’d be escorted out for sure! -
Master of Messy Art
You’d think finger painting is an innocent pastime. But when toddlers like Oliver dig their hands into their dirty diapers to create their own “art,” it’s a whole new level of creativity that would raise serious concerns if an adult did the same. -
The Scream Machine
Oliver has a range of screams for every occasion. Want a drink? Scream. Dirty diaper? Scream. Happy? You guessed it—scream! It’s his primary means of communication, and honestly, if I were to utilize that method at work, I’d probably get some unwanted attention and not the good kind. -
Toilet Training? What’s That?
While I’m convinced Oliver knows how to use the potty, he shows zero interest in it. Instead, he happily goes about his day in his dirty pants, expecting someone to change him. If I were to pull that stunt in a public place, like a store, I’d be in for a serious talk with security. -
Bite-Sized Problems
It’s a classic issue: toddlers biting. Enough said. -
The Face Touching Dilemma
Oliver loves to touch faces—sometimes sweetly, sometimes not so much. Whether he’s tugging at my lips or poking my eyes, his hands are usually sticky. If a stranger were to invade my personal space like that, I’d likely react defensively. But with Oliver, it’s just his quirky way of saying, “I love you.”
In conclusion, while parenting a toddler can feel like riding a rollercoaster, I have faith that these bizarre behaviors will eventually subside as Oliver grows older. If you’re curious about other parenting topics, check out this blog post for more insights. And for those looking into home insemination options, reputable retailers like Make A Mom offer great kits, and WebMD provides excellent resources for pregnancy and home insemination.
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