Let’s get real for a moment. If you ever find yourself in a scenario reminiscent of a psychological experiment where someone in a lab coat instructs you to increase the voltage every time you miss a question, buckle up—it’s about to get intense in here.
I’ve always held a certain reverence for authority figures. A doctor in scrubs? Sure, I’ll take that prescription without question. A wall full of degrees? Of course, I’ll take your parenting advice! You published a book!? I’ll take your “Raising Perfect Children in 10 Easy Steps” plan on the spot! (Truth be told, I’ve made it into a book or two myself. Apparently, they don’t have strict quality control for that.)
However, with age comes a healthy dose of skepticism. I’m more inclined to trust my instincts, research on my own, and voice my disagreements with so-called “experts.” But the internet just won’t let up! Here are nine pieces of advice that I’m officially tuning out:
- Ditch These Foods or Be Fat and Miserable
Seeing these “forbidden” foods pop up in my feed every few minutes isn’t helping me resist them. - Wrap It Up!
No, not that! I mean food. I’ve seen the success stories, but until someone invents a device that literally wraps around my mouth, I’m still going to enjoy my snacks. - Infuse Your Water with Fruit
Do you have any idea how long it takes to slice three cups of fruit? Plus, carrying a massive jar of soggy fruit around is not my idea of fun. - Prioritize Sleep
Of course, everyone needs more sleep! But my kids are now busy with practices and homework. If I went to bed earlier, I’d likely be the lamest mom ever. - Drink Wine for Health
I’m not a wine person! Stop pushing it as the cure for everything. If you have something positive to say about whiskey, I’m all ears. - Stop Using K-Cups
I’m doing my part for the environment, but can’t I enjoy my single cup of coffee in peace? (And now I’ve switched to a reusable K-Cup, so if they say that’s harmful, I’ll be seriously annoyed!) - Throw Out Everything in My Kitchen
I’m still alive after 41 years, so I think I can handle reading labels and making smart choices without being told my food is toxic. - Buy Expensive Jewelry
I can snag four pairs of hoops for $5 at the store! Sure, they might stain my earlobes, but that’s just a bold fashion statement. - Worry About My Kid’s Self-Esteem
Have you ever interacted with a 12-year-old boy? They think they know everything! My son’s self-esteem can handle a little constructive criticism, trust me.
The internet may think it knows best, but trust me, I’ve got this parenting thing down. For more insights on navigating these waters, check out one of our other blog posts here. If you’re considering at-home insemination options, a reputable site like Make a Mom offers quality kits. Also, if you’re exploring various treatments, WebMD is an excellent resource.
In summary, while unsolicited advice is plentiful, I choose to trust my instincts and experiences.
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