Dear Pleasure Drawer,
I owe you a heartfelt apology. It’s been far too long since we’ve had our moments together. Please know that it’s not due to a lack of appreciation. In fact, I fondly recall the thrill of stumbling upon sales for quirky sex toys at the local novelty shop. I would feign interest in silly items like patterned shot glasses, all while eagerly plotting my stealthy approach to your treasures. The excitement I felt was akin to a child unwrapping gifts on Christmas morning—my heart raced as I pondered whether to choose the lacey panties or the cheeky pasties, often ending up with both, rushing to the counter with a mix of exhilaration and a tinge of naughty shame.
Then there was that unforgettable trip to the seasonal game store in the mall. Adorable kitten calendars adorned the walls, while shelves overflowed with family-friendly board games. But there they were, glimmering in the corner—the sex dice, inviting me to indulge. As I clutched them tightly in a line filled with families, I grew anxious. Would the cashier announce my purchase to the world? As I stood at the counter, my cheeks flushed with embarrassment. I placed the dice down, hoping for some discretion. Alas, the cashier exclaimed, “And what do we have here?” His expression transformed from jovial to utterly scandalized, as if I had committed a grave offense. I scurried away, my face burning, yet I had secured another gem for you.
So, dear drawer, I’ve worked hard to fill you with an assortment of delights—handcuffs, blindfolds, and all sorts of exciting toys. However, nowadays, the spontaneous nature of newlywed life means that our rendezvous have dwindled. By the time I remember your delightful contents, I often find myself too tired after a long day and ready for a nap rather than a night of adventure.
But I promise we’ll reconnect, even if our visits have shifted from weekly to annual. The anticipation makes our encounters all the more special, much like how indulging in pizza only once a month can make that first bite feel exhilarating. You’re my pizza, my delight, and in the grand scheme of things, you deserve the highest praise.
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In closing, I look forward to our next encounter, when the moment is right.
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