As we wrap up another year, it’s time to take a stroll down memory lane and revisit some of our most talked-about pieces from 2015. At Cervical Insemination, we aim to keep parenting genuine and relatable—because let’s face it, perfection isn’t a requirement. Our top stories from 2015 are a testament to that philosophy, ranging from the ridiculous standards of post-baby glam to the reality of marriage when the kids are away (think Netflix and burritos).
How Does She Look That Good?
Can we just take a moment to admire how effortlessly glamorous Kate Middleton appeared just hours after giving birth? Sure, she has a team of professionals at her beck and call, but seriously, she literally just brought a new life into the world! Ten hours later, and she looks like she’s just emerged from a luxury spa, baby in tow. It’s enough to make any new mom question her own post-birth appearance!
People You’ll Find Annoying Post-Birth
Ah, the well-meaning friends and family who promise to help after the baby arrives. What they often mean is that they’ll come over to coo over the little one while you’re left juggling laundry, dishes, and the remnants of your former life. Helpful? Not quite.
The Truth About Marriage
Ever find yourself half-heartedly watching a documentary about gold mining with your partner? Welcome to marriage! It’s about compromise, like when your spouse insists you’ll feel better after exercising, while you’re pretty sure a donut would do the trick. And yes, sometimes there’s a little finger-wagging when they’re not looking.
Thoughts for My Gynecologist
After enduring the awkwardness of a gynecologist visit, wouldn’t it be nice to walk away with a little something for your trouble? A toothbrush from the dentist is one thing, but a swag bag from the gynecologist would be a real win. I mean, can’t we at least get a sticker or a coupon for a little pampering?
Misconceptions of Parenthood
Before having kids, I had a laundry list of judgments about parenting. Fast forward to now, and my most-used phrase is “I can’t understand you when you whine.” Children whine because they enjoy the sound of their own voices—trust me, it’s not a parenting flaw!
Keeping Your Sanity While Parenting
After several years into this parenting gig, I’ve picked up some tricks to maintain my sanity and hopefully raise children who won’t be complete jerks. If you’re aiming for a peaceful household, check out my top ten tips to navigate these challenging years with your mind mostly intact.
A Letter to My Kids About Fifty Shades of Grey
I once gave in to peer pressure and watched Fifty Shades of Grey with friends, despite warning myself against it. While I regretted that decision, it also provided me with a few lessons I can share with my kids about making choices.
The Reality Behind Body Image
Can we really judge someone’s health based on their size? It’s frustrating when society places so much emphasis on numbers rather than actual health. Let’s focus on being healthy rather than fitting into someone else’s ideal.
The Madness of Justice Clothing
I was horrified when my daughter started asking for clothes from Justice. As a parent, I try to guide her towards more classic styles, but peer influence is a powerful thing. It feels like a slippery slope into a world of over-the-top fashion.
Facebook Group Frustrations
Let’s talk about those endless Facebook groups. If I see one more invite to a group where the only goal is to sell me something, I might lose it! I don’t need another excuse to socialize, especially not when I can just enjoy my evenings at home without pants, courtesy of Amazon Prime.
As we look back on 2015, it’s clear that parenting is a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and lots of real talk. Here’s to embracing the chaos and keeping it real as we head into another year filled with adventures (and maybe a few more insights)! For more insights into fertility, check out this post about intracervical insemination. And if you’re looking for at-home insemination supplies, Make a Mom is a great resource. Plus, for anyone curious about the success rates of IUI, WebMD has some excellent information.
Summary
In summary, as we reflect on 2015, we recognize the importance of authenticity in parenting. From the trials of post-birth glam to navigating friendships and societal expectations, our experiences are far from perfect. Let’s embrace the journey and support one another in this beautiful chaos.
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