Why Pregnancy Isn’t Glamorous: Leaky Breasts, Awkward Gas, and More

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Let’s get real: pregnancy isn’t exactly the picturesque experience many make it out to be. There, I said it! It’s a refreshing relief to voice this sentiment, akin to running freely through a wildflower meadow—full of life but not exactly magazine-cover material.

Now, before you label me a Negative Nancy (I prefer the title “Realistic Rachel,” thank you very much), let’s discuss the honest truth. While I genuinely admire those women who feel radiant and empowered while nurturing a little one, I can’t help but feel a twinge of jealousy. Maybe they’re just putting on a brave face because they fear being judged as “bad mothers” if they admit the less glamorous side of pregnancy.

Sure, I can acknowledge the beauty in other expectant mothers, but when it comes to myself? Not a chance.

Here are a few of the not-so-beautiful experiences I had during my own pregnancies that certainly didn’t make me feel like a goddess:

1. Leaky Breasts
   When I was expecting my first child, I was totally blindsided by the fact that breasts could leak. Seriously, where was the heads-up on that one? At just 12 weeks along, I found myself in the checkout line at Target, blissfully unaware of the disaster unfolding. A young cashier kept stealing glances at my shirt, and I thought he was admiring my college logo. Spoiler alert: he was not. Once I got home and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I realized I had huge, dark wet spots all over my shirt. Talk about a confidence killer! This poor kid probably thought he was witnessing something truly bizarre.
2. Unexpected Gas
   Picture this: my husband and I were en route to a wedding when a horrendous smell wafted through the car. I instantly assumed it was him, and in a fit of hormonal rage, I began to accuse him. After a mini-argument, I finally realized that the culprit was, in fact, me. Yep, I had unknowingly released some pregnancy-induced gas into the universe. Cue the tears. What was happening to my body?
3. Impaired Vision
   For the duration of my pregnancy, my eyesight took a nosedive. It felt like my eyes decided to take a vacation while my uterus took the helm. With dry, blurry vision, I had to squint constantly—definitely not the most attractive look. Apparently, all the moisture was being redirected to support the baby, leaving me with less-than-stellar eyesight.
4. Rapid Hair Growth
   Is anyone else experiencing hair growth at lightning speed? During my second pregnancy, I had to shave my legs daily, and let me tell you, that was not a fun task after long days. If only I’d known about the no-shave movement back then, I might have embraced my leg hair instead!
5. Dry Skin
   As if being a pale redhead wasn’t challenging enough, I also battled seriously dry, itchy skin while pregnant. I looked like I was auditioning for a vampire movie—pale and pasty, with all my veins on display. Trust me, it wasn’t a look that screamed “glamorous.”

All this said, I don’t despise being pregnant. In fact, I’ve been fortunate with two relatively easy pregnancies, and I would gladly do it all again for my little ones. I’m thankful for the opportunity to carry a child, and who knows, I may not be done yet.

What I want to emphasize is that feeling beautiful, empowered, or desirable during pregnancy is not a universal experience. Instead, I often felt large, slightly blind, and definitely gassy.

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In summary, while pregnancy can be filled with awkward moments and physical changes, it is also a profound journey. Embracing the reality of these experiences can help us connect more deeply with one another.