Baking with kids can be a delightful experience, or so it seems when scrolling through perfectly curated images on Pinterest. The reality? Well, it often doesn’t match that rosy picture. I’ve ventured into the world of baking with my little ones, and let’s just say, it’s not always as serene as those “Angels Singing” filters on Instagram suggest. Here are ten phrases I would never dream of saying while navigating the delightful chaos of baking with my children.
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“No, we’re sticking to the five-step recipe, not the ten-step one.”
Who has the heart to search for simple cookie recipes and ignore the ones that promise to fill their children’s hearts with joy? I mean, really—why even bother with “super easy 4-ingredient cookies”? I’d rather dive into the rainbow layered cookies that require weeks of preparation. Because, clearly, I’m dedicated to my kids.
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“Mommy already has everything out for you.”
Part of the joy is rummaging through the cabinets to find the right mixing bowl and sprinkles. Only a heartless robot would have everything prepped ahead of time, avoiding the inevitable sticky hands and the chaos of a toddler accidentally knocking over the vanilla.
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“No, we don’t need to wait for your sister; she’s napping.”
Come on, it’s a family affair! It’s crucial to include all the kids, even if it means delaying the fun a bit. Sibling equality is everything—even if it means managing three kids’ excitement through a baking session that may or may not end in flour explosions.
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“I’ll handle the pouring; you can just turn on the mixer.”
As a parent, it’s essential to let kids make a mess and try (and fail) to get flour in the bowl. Who cares if it ends up everywhere—including on the baby in the highchair? And don’t even get me started on those over-controlling parents who prepare the dough in advance!
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“Here’s your small piece of dough. Yes, it’s big enough.”
A true mom wouldn’t limit her kids to a tiny bit of dough. They would let their little bakers dive into the entire bowl, even if it means the cookies end up looking like a disaster. It’s about the memories, not the perfect Instagram post, right?
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“Oh no, you’ll get salmonella if you eat that.”
Real moms let their kids indulge in a bit of raw cookie dough. After all, isn’t that a cherished childhood memory for many of us? It’s a little taste of joy amidst the chaos, even when the kitchen looks like a tornado hit it.
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“Oh no, I forgot to get icing!”
If you’ve ever been to the store and thought, “I need icing for our baking day,” only to forget it the next time you go, you know the struggle. It’s almost a rite of passage for motherhood—forgetting something essential for that perfect baking experience.
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“Oh no, I totally forgot about the cookies!”
Who hasn’t gotten distracted and left cookies in the oven? It’s the epitome of multitasking gone wrong, especially when you wander upstairs only to lose track of time. You’d think I’d remember to set a timer, but alas, distractions abound.
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“These cookies look terrible.”
Every mom knows the mantra: when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. But what if the lemons are beyond saving? Just think of the future therapy sessions your kids will have, reminiscing about those baking adventures.
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“Why don’t we just grab some Chips Ahoy?”
Just the thought of saying this sends alarms ringing! Who keeps junk food at home, and what kind of message does that send to the kids? Plus, who eats cookies right before dinner? That’s just not done!
Baking with kids is a messy, chaotic, and often hilarious adventure. It’s not about perfection, but the joy of creating something together, even if it doesn’t end up looking perfect. If you’re interested in more parenting tips, check out one of our other blog posts here. And for those looking for at-home insemination kits, this retailer has great options. For more information on pregnancy and home insemination, the CDC is an excellent resource.
In summary, baking with kids is less about the end result and more about the experience. Embrace the mess, the laughter, and the memories. After all, it’s these moments that truly matter.
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