It’s that time of year again! The 2015 GOOP Holiday Gift Guide has arrived, curated by none other than the ever-glamorous lifestyle mogul, Gwyneth Paltrow. Known for her penchant for the extravagant, Gwyneth’s gift guide offers a range of items that can make you chuckle, cringe, or feel a bit envious of the wealth on display.
This year, Gwyneth has really outdone herself, creating a section called “Ridiculous (and Awesome) Gifts.” It’s a bold move, showcasing some of the most over-the-top gift ideas we’ve ever seen. Here are a few highlights that truly stand out:
Toothpaste Squeezer, $244
Perfect for that person who claims to have everything! Because who wants to squeeze their own toothpaste when they can have a chrome-plated device to do it for them? It’s a subtle way to say, “I have more money than sense.”
18k Gold Dumbbells, $125,000
These custom-made dumbbells come with a hefty price tag—no information on their weight, just a price that leaves you speechless. How about a pair of regular weights instead?
Hermes Mah-Jong Set, $46,000
Forget the game; just buying this set places you on a waiting list! If you’re not keen on waiting, you might as well toss a pile of cash into the fireplace.
World View Exploration At The Edge Of Space, $90,000
In 2017, you can float in a luxury capsule 100,000 feet above the Earth. Because, of course, that’s a normal gift idea for your loved ones. What’s next—moon vacations?
Do-It-Yourself Vaginal Steamer, $55
This quirky item has caught quite a bit of attention. It’s marketed as an ancient practice for holistic health, but honestly, it looks like a mid-century modern piece of furniture gone rogue.
While the “Ridiculous” section is fun for a laugh, let’s take a peek at the more practical gifts. Under “Gifts For The Doer,” we find:
Live the Process Corset Unitard, $260
It’s labeled for workouts but is just as suitable for lounging. Because who wouldn’t want to look stylish while binge-watching their favorite show?
Post-Poo Drops, $29
Described as an “essential,” this product claims to neutralize unpleasant odors. Really, Gwyneth? Who thought this would be a good idea for a holiday gift?
Toilet Paper, $956
Yes, you read that right. Fancy toilet paper wrapped in luxury for that friend who has it all. Just when we thought it couldn’t get any more absurd.
In summary, the 2015 GOOP Holiday Gift Guide is a playful mix of luxurious items, ranging from the absurd to the subtly ridiculous. If you want to explore more about the world of pregnancy and home insemination, check out this insightful post on intracervical insemination. For those looking for at-home insemination solutions, Cryobaby offers reputable syringe kits. And if you’re seeking information about infertility, the CDC provides excellent resources.
This holiday season, whether you’re laughing, crying, or just feeling a bit poorer, Gwyneth’s guide offers something for everyone.
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