There’s a popular saying that resonates deeply in Texas: “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could!” That perfectly captures my journey to the Lone Star State. I married a tall Texan, and my little ones are proud Texans too. So, what does it mean to be a Texas mom? Here are ten telltale signs that you might just be one:
1. Your Kids Have Boots Before They Can Walk
At a Texas baby shower, you’re bound to see adorable gifts like tiny cowboy boots, hats, and onesies that proudly say “Made in Texas.” It’s practically a rite of passage!
2. Willie Nelson is on Your Playlist
Forget nursery rhymes; your little one is likely to be singing “On The Road Again” while you run errands. And you’ve probably taken them to hear live music at events like SXSW, baby in tow.
3. Manners Are Paramount
You’ve instilled the importance of manners in your kids—“ma’am” and “sir” are non-negotiable. Even at casual playdates, you expect them to address adults with respect, using “Miss” or “Mister” followed by their first name.
4. You Distinguish Between a Cookout and Barbecue
In Texas, barbecue is a serious business. If you’re hosting a gathering, don’t dare call it a barbecue if you’re serving burgers and hot dogs—those are cookouts, and we take our barbecue very seriously.
5. School Lunches Have a Texas Twist
You know your child’s lunch might include enchiladas, Frito pie, or even a sliced brisket sandwich. And let’s not forget the kolache for dessert—if you haven’t heard of it, you need to Google it right now!
6. You Embrace the Shape of Texas
From jewelry to home decor, the shape of Texas is everywhere. Whether it’s a Texas-shaped casserole dish or a fun ornament, you probably have something that celebrates the state’s unique outline.
7. September Means State Fair Time
When the State Fair of Texas opens its gates, it’s a big deal! Kids get a day off from school to enjoy rides and, of course, delicious funnel cakes and deep-fried treats.
8. You Bundle Up at the Slightest Chill
If it’s a brisk 58 degrees and you’re pulling out the winter coats, you might just be a Texas mom! You’ve probably called the school to check for closures over a single flake of snow.
9. Homecoming Mums are a Thing
Homecoming in Texas means extravagant corsages, often larger than your daughter’s head. It’s all part of the fun and spirit that comes with football season.
10. You Love Blue Bell Ice Cream
When the local creamery in Brenham returns to the frozen aisle, you’re first in line with a spoon in hand, ready to indulge. It’s a Texas rite of passage!
Being a Texas mom is more than just a geographical identity; it’s a heartfelt embrace of Texas culture and values. With a no-nonsense, get-it-done attitude, Texas moms know how to navigate parenthood with style. Don’t mess with us, and certainly don’t mess with Texas!
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In summary, Texas moms embody a unique blend of tradition, pride, and a dash of humor. Whether it’s through their love for BBQ, music, or family values, being a Texas mom is truly a special experience.
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