I can feel the stares as my toddler and I step into a crowded café. It’s as if I’ve dragged in a tornado instead of a lively 2-year-old. But let’s get one thing straight: children aren’t the only ones capable of inconsiderate behavior. For those who think my little one and I should stay home, here are nine obnoxious things my toddler doesn’t do—but you might.
- Demand a Photo During Dinner. As I struggle to cut up my child’s chicken while he’s climbing on me like a jungle gym, someone on the next table asks me to snap a picture of them for their anniversary. Sure, let me pause this chaos for ten more shots, so you can get the perfect angle. Don’t mind my toddler, who’s already made a beeline for the exit.
- Yell Into Their Phone. The other day on the train, I witnessed a woman shouting into her phone, causing a near altercation with another passenger. Meanwhile, my toddler’s joyous exclamations of “Yay! Boat!” were met with annoyed glares. Clearly, the people who often share intimate details on social media have a different standard for what’s acceptable.
- Text While I’m Talking. While my toddler may sometimes be wrapped up in his own world (like when I ask him to brush his teeth), he doesn’t whip out a phone to text his friends about how I supposedly fibbed about hitting the gym. You know, just your average toddler behavior.
- Post Inspirational Quotes Online. We all see those posts where someone brags about their homemade breakfast and how blessed they are. Meanwhile, my toddler just handed me a Cheerio he retrieved from his mouth. Personally, I prefer that kind of sharing over the curated lives of adults.
- Gossip About Friends. Toddlers are refreshingly straightforward. If my son has an issue with a friend, he expresses it loudly but then quickly moves on. Perhaps we adults could learn a thing or two from that lack of drama.
- Occupy Extra Seats on Public Transport. My little guy doesn’t take up more space than he needs. If he’s sitting somewhere else, it’s usually on my lap, snuggled in for a nap. No manspreading here!
- Wear Ironic Clothing. That Curious George shirt my son loves? He genuinely enjoys it—no irony involved. I can’t say the same for those ironic hats worn by some adults.
- Give Unsolicited Advice. Living with a 3-foot-tall realist has its perks. My toddler isn’t going to tell me how to improve my wardrobe or my diet. If it doesn’t involve bananas or toys, he simply isn’t interested.
- Judge Others Prematurely. Sure, my toddler may say some silly things, but he doesn’t look at someone and think they don’t belong. His only preconceived notions involve assuming every older man with a beard is Santa Claus. Wouldn’t it be great if we all had that level of acceptance?
So, the next time you roll your eyes at my family in a restaurant, take a moment to reflect. We’re all capable of inconsiderate actions. With a little more patience and understanding, we might just enjoy our meals without someone asking for a photo. For more insights on parenting, check out this post about avoiding judgement in public spaces. If you’re considering home insemination, make sure to visit this reputable site for at-home kits. Additionally, for more information on pregnancy and infertility treatments, this resource is quite helpful.
In summary, let’s remember that while toddlers can be loud and unpredictable, adults aren’t always the epitome of decorum either.
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