20 Signs Your Child Might Be Challenging

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Every child can be a handful at times, but not every child is truly “difficult.” While friends may share amusing tales of their little terrors, I find myself looking for the punchline. A tantrum here, a meltdown there, a brief crying fit—sure, it’s frustrating, but is that really a difficult child? Let’s talk when your little one gets tackled by a TSA agent. Twice.

You might have a challenging child if…

  1. Potty training took your child longer than three months, yet they mastered the art of revenge pee on the very first day. Your timeout chair smells worse than a hot summer day in a city parking garage. #toddlerjustice
  2. In your household, only one of the three tenets of the Declaration of Independence applies: Life. There’s no liberty, and happiness is a foreign concept. Living under the Imperial Crown seems easy compared to dealing with an iPad-wielding tyrant.
  3. When asked about your weekend, and you respond with “It was a total disaster,” you mean it—literally. Your weekend was consumed by enemas, suppositories, and Miralax. You might just have a difficult child.
  4. Every doctor in the clinic has seen your child, yet no one can figure out what’s wrong. If there’s a rare condition affecting less than 20% of kids, your child probably has it. Unexplained rashes? Check. Persistent cough? Absolutely.
  5. The 5 S’s of calming babies did not apply to your child whatsoever. You feel the urge to hit something when someone brings up swaddling or The Happiest Baby on the Block.
  6. When friends ask when your child first slept through the night, you just smile and shake your head, thinking of how you could rig their alarm system to go off three times nightly for weeks.
  7. Your parents suggest you stay elsewhere when visiting, “for everyone’s comfort.” Because they have a spacious home and you’re trying to manage a little one who might just be a tiny dictator.
  8. You’ve taken your child out in a full Halloween costume—only it wasn’t Halloween.
  9. Major life decisions get postponed out of fear of disrupting your child’s routine. You’re living in a cramped space and dislike your local school, but moving your difficult child just seems like too much trouble.
  10. Anyone in their 20s or 30s has suggested that your child is great birth control after spending just 10 minutes with them. You can’t understand why they wouldn’t want to join your chaotic yet rewarding life.
  11. You’ve gone to work knowing you have poop in your hair. Because baby spit-up is for amateurs, right?
  12. Your “diaper run” includes a mix of rum, muddler, and simple syrup. Mommy’s Mojitos are a must-have after a long day.
  13. Instead of celebrating your child’s first birthday, you hosted a “we survived it” party, tapping kegs to toast your endurance throughout the year.
  14. You’ve run out of backup pants during a grocery trip—despite always bringing three pairs.
  15. You’ve had to clothesline your child using your leg or a hula hoop to prevent them from harming another kid.
  16. Your child has a therapist before hitting two years old. A fellow parent once said, “I didn’t believe you until you mentioned, ‘His therapist says…’”
  17. You’ve received recommendations for “Raising Your Spirited Child” from multiple professionals and even strangers.
  18. Police have shown up at your house due to your child pressing the alarm code—more than once. And they were under two at the time.
  19. You can’t help but feel a sense of relief when your child is the victim on the school incident report instead of the aggressor. Sure, the teachers may judge, but you’re just glad it’s not your kid causing trouble.
  20. You feel a kinship with Mrs. Mitchell, the mother of Dennis the Menace, more than anyone else. That’s your homegirl.

While every child can be a bit challenging, if these statements resonate with you, you may just be navigating the waters of raising a difficult child. And if you’re feeling overwhelmed, know you’re not alone. We’re all in this together, pouring that second glass of wine during yet another nap-time negotiation. For more insights, check out this link from one of our other blog posts. And if you’re looking for quality at-home insemination kits, visit this site for reputable options. Additionally, this resource offers excellent information on fertility and home insemination.

In summary, if you relate to any of these signs, you’re certainly not alone in this parenting journey. Embrace the chaos; it’s part of the adventure.


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