I won’t sugarcoat it—I’ve been yearning for my girl Ella this summer (yes, Ella Harper and I are on a first-name basis). At first, I thought it was a bit odd—maybe I was just trying to escape my mundane routine and dream of a more thrilling life like hers. But then it hit me: we’re practically soul sisters. We resonate with each other and share a surprisingly lengthy list of similarities (though I must admit, my wardrobe tends to favor cozy neutrals over her iconic vibrant colors).
Now, you might think I’m referring to the actress behind the character, and I get why you’d jump to that conclusion. I mean, I saw that gorgeous cover of the latest magazine with her striking photo and thought of all the fierce qualities she embodies. But that’s not who I’m talking about here. I mean Ella, and here’s why:
1. I have two admirers vying for my attention every day.
Both want to snuggle up with me on the couch (or at least want me to fetch their favorite blanket without blocking the TV). They seek my advice on crucial life decisions—like whether it’s too warm for that pair of funky socks! Each wants me to pick sides, which is tough. I can’t be at a baseball game and a soccer match simultaneously. Or can I? One captivates me with intellect, the other with charm. And I can’t seem to let go of either.
2. I know my friends have made mistakes, but they’re my tribe, and I’ll go to great lengths to protect them.
I believe that all the loyalty I’ve extended will pay off one day—perhaps when I find myself chaperoning a school dance or stepping into the role of a mother-in-law.
3. I’m a fixer.
This week, I managed to repair a beloved toy. Last week, it was a broken gadget. And who knows, maybe next week I’ll tackle those forgotten items in the toy bin. Let’s just say I’m a woman armed with an array of adhesives, and I’m not afraid to deploy them (the glues, of course, though I do love a catchy tagline).
4. I clean up after others.
It seems I’m naturally drawn to those who need assistance. And I can’t resist stepping in to help. You might call it enabling, but I see it as a rare gift. Who am I to shy away from using it?
5. I’m a warrior.
Taking down a pesky plastic sword being used to annoy a sibling? No small feat. My secrets are safe with me—unless, of course, you can crack the code to my super-secret stash.
6. I wear the “good” hat.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a multitude of healthy snacks in between. I may not always execute it flawlessly, but they affectionately refer to me as the family chef—unless I choose to go the Ella route and order takeout for every meal.
7. When I twirl around the living room with a generous glass of red wine, it often leads to an unfortunate stain on the sofa.
‘Nuff said.
So, what I’m saying is, let’s plan a girls’ night, Ella. This Thursday? It doesn’t matter if we’re soaking up the sun or taking a weekend trip to the mountains. I’m ready for a bit of excitement that doesn’t involve a cereal mishap or overdue library fees. For more insights on navigating this journey, check out this excellent resource on artificial insemination. And if you’re looking for quality supplies, visit Make a Mom for reliable at-home insemination kits.
In summary, while we might not be living in the same world, Ella and I share more than a few traits that make us kindred spirits.
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