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Birth control can be a real challenge, and this week’s confessions reveal just how tough it can be for moms navigating this terrain. In a world still influenced by patriarchy, the experience of managing birth control options for those who don’t possess a penis is often fraught with complications and side effects. As we age, finding the right method can feel more daunting than ever.
This post is a space for all the moms who are currently on birth control and absolutely despise it—you deserve to express your frustrations without judgment.
Confessions from Moms
“I felt sensations during intimacy for the first time since we got married. I had no clue how much hormonal birth control was affecting me. Nipple play? That was a no-go until last night.” — Confessional #12345678
“Day 19 of bleeding after starting birth control to alleviate PMS and stop my periods. This isn’t what I signed up for!” — Confessional #87654321
“I began taking birth control to manage PMS symptoms, but now I’m bleeding longer than usual. What gives?!” — Confessional #13579246
The unpredictable nature of menstrual cycles on birth control is frustrating—sometimes they show up early, sometimes late, or not at all. Seriously, science, we need improvements!
“I forgot to take my birth control, and somehow I lost 5 pounds. Sorry, babe… this feels better than sex right now.” — Confessional #24680135
“My libido has vanished. I’m hoping it’s just the birth control. With two kids under four, sleep is my top priority.” — Confessional #36925814
“I’m over the fact that I need a yearly pelvic exam just to get my birth control prescription. Why isn’t this available over the counter yet? It feels like wasted healthcare money.” — Confessional #14725836
“Birth control gives me terrible side effects. Tried the IUD, but it caused so much pain I had to be examined for hours. My partner hates condoms, so I’m always anxious.” — Confessional #98765432
For those with conditions like PCOS or endometriosis, hormonal birth control can be particularly harsh. The copper IUD is a potential alternative, but let’s not sugarcoat the insertion process—it can be excruciating.
“I got my IUD four months ago, and I’ve been on my period the entire time.” — Confessional #12378945
“I regret choosing the Mirena IUD. It’s drastically altered my body, and I’ve gained 55 pounds. Plus, the IUD is now stuck in my uterine wall, and I can’t afford the surgery to remove it. I feel trapped in my own body.” — Confessional #11122233
“My cramps have never been worse since getting the IUD. I might just remove it myself; I can’t handle this adjustment period anymore. It’s been a month, and I can’t even enjoy the ‘fun’ part.” — Confessional #22233344
“A month after taking out the IUD, I lost 10 pounds, and my skin is clearing up. Maybe inserting a foreign object into my body was a bad idea after all, but so is getting pregnant.” — Confessional #33344455
Long-term birth control options can be invasive and costly, and the fact that birth control pills aren’t accessible over the counter is frustrating. While alternatives exist, it shouldn’t feel so taxing on our bodies to find an effective method of contraception.
Fortunately, the pill is now considered safe for women over 35, but that doesn’t make it any less of a hassle. If you’re feeling resentful about your birth control, know you’re not alone. Your feelings are completely valid, and you always have a space to vent in our Confessional.
If you’re interested in exploring more on this topic, check out this post for additional insights. For further information on artificial insemination, visit here. You can also find great resources on fertility treatments here.
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In summary, navigating birth control can be a frustrating experience filled with side effects and complications. It’s important to remember you’re not alone in feeling this way—many moms share the same struggles. Finding the right method shouldn’t be a hassle, and your concerns are valid.